I Love Dirty Rocker Boys

ECW wrestler Nova (who would later on play fitness trainer Simon Dean in the WWE's Ruthless Aggression era in the 2000's) was born in June of 1972 in New Jersey and he has an identical twin brother.

Even better, early 1990’s band Trixter bassist PJ Farley’s was also born in June of 1972 and he’s from New Jersey as well!

These 3 aforementioned men were hotties back in their day.

You would love a foursome with these 3 aforementioned men since they were all born in June of 1972 in New Jersey.

While Nova and his twin brother were both so hot in the early 2000’s (Nova was also hot in the late 1990’s), PJ sadly cut his long hair by then!

Here’s a fanfiction that is not “Three’s Company” themed, but of a TV show that was on the air during the same time “Three’s Company” was.

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In the 1990’s and even the 2000’s, MTV used to have these TV specials called Rock n Jock where celebrities---whether they made music or not---would play sports like baseball, basketball, softball and football for charity.

MTV wasn’t the only one doing this, the World Wrestling Federation in the 1990’s also had charity softball games of their wrestlers playing the sport.

In 1992, several rock stars such as Warrant’s Jani Lane, Alice in Chains’ Layne Staley, Trixter’s PJ Farley and Pete Loran, White Lion’s Mike Tramp and many more played softball for the TJ Martell foundation charity.

 Hair metal may have been usurped by grunge in 1992, but there still were some hair metal rock stars participating in charity events.

There were even hair metal singers playing softball for MTV’s “Rock and Jock” specials in 1993 and 1994!

During the TJ Martell foundation in 1992 (or, for those choosing the WWF, the WWF’s charity softball game in 1996 during WWF Xperience), you were wearing a red short sleeved shirt that read “WKRP in Cincinnati” in white letters on the chest with matching red short dolphin shorts.

The outfit you wore was a replica of the outfit Loni Anderson wore on a “WKRP in Cincinnati” episode where they played baseball.

The rock stars at the TJ Martell Foundation in 1992 participating in that charity were Trixter’s Pete Loran, PJ Farley and Steve Brown, Slaughter’s Mark Slaughter and Blas Elias, Kip Winger from Winger, White Lion’s Mike Tramp, Tora Tora’s Keith Douglas, Skid Row’s Rob Affuso, LA Guns’ Phil Lewis, an Anthony Kiedis lookalike actor named Phil Buckman and actor Harold Pruett as well as Warrant’s Jani Lane, Layne Staley of Alice in Chains, Marq Torien from late 1980’s band the Bulletboys and many more.

(Author’s Note: Some of those men I listed really did participate in the TJ Martell Foundation’s softball game in 1992)

The wrestlers in the WWF’s charity softball game at WWF Xperience in 1996 were Shawn Michaels, Leif Cassidy, Hunter Hearst Helmsley and more.

As you approached on this baseball field wearing your red Loni Anderson outfit, men in the bleachers were catcalling, cheering and whistling at you.

Several of those rock stars and actors on the field at the TJ Martell foundation like Mark Slaughter, Pete Loran, PJ Farley, Mike Tramp, Keith Douglas and Kip Winger were smiling and whistling at you and checking you out with their eyes.

Even actors Phil Buckman and Harold Pruett were smiling and checking you out.

Shawn Michaels, Leif Cassidy, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Brian Pillman, and Billy Gunn were all smiling and whistling at you.

All of those listed men had their long hair hanging down and not tied back in ponytails, just the way you liked them.

As you approached closer to these listed men standing in the middle of the baseball diamond, with a smirk on your face you asked them if you could play with their balls.

What you asked made their eyes grow wide.

You weren’t referring to baseballs when asking about their balls.

While standing in front of Mark Slaughter and then slowly sauntering to PJ Farley (if it’s wrestlers, it’s Shawn Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Leif Cassidy), when you stood close enough for your fingers to slowly walk up their chests and still keeping that smirk on your face you added that you’d love to have first, 2nd, 3rd base and homerun with these men, and you weren’t talking about baseball.

You sounded sexy when you asked if you could play with their balls and love to have 1st, 2nd, 3rd base and homerun with them.

In slang terms, the baseball bases metaphor refers to 1st base is kissing, 2nd base is fondling breasts or other places on the body, 3rd base is touching below the waist and of course home run is sex.

Some of those rock stars and wrestlers knew what you meant by these baseball metaphors.

That’s exactly what they wanted to do to you.

“If there’s grass on the field, play ball” said Shawn Michaels/Kip Winger, referring to you.

What he said got cheers and applause from the other men surrounding them.

Luckily you are a pubescent grown adult woman.

Brian Pillman would’ve said that to you.

PJ Farley wore a baseball jersey in a photo from during Trixter's, Firehouse's and Warrant's Blood, Sweat and Beers tour in 1991 (this tour really existed and so did this picture), and with your arms wrapped around PJ's waist you told him you wanted to slip your arms into his as well as these other men's baseball jerseys while they were wearing them, if that was possible.

Either way, when Leif Cassidy (and Mark Slaughter) were at the bat ready to hit the ball, you were standing in the middle of the baseball diamond shouting “Hello, little rocker batter!”

You said “rocker” was referring to the name of the team Mark Slaughter/Leif Cassidy was playing on.

An angry Ahmed Johnson (or Layne Staley) shouted “What’s goin’ on?”

Shawn Michaels (or Jani Lane) explained that you were the center fielder and she’s just playing a little tight.

With that, the game began.

You greeted “Yoo hoo!” and waved to Mark Slaughter and Shawn Michaels at the bat, which made Shawn/Mark smile and be completely distracted over you and made them miss the ball flying towards.

They didn’t hit the ball, they were distracted by your beauty.

When Kip Winger and Savio Vega threw the baseball towards the batter, you were posing and demonstrating next to Kip/Savio like how Loni was posing and demonstrating in that baseball episode.

The other batter you were distracting and flirting with this time was Pete Loran/Bret Hart.

Pete/Bret did miss the ball at first, but he did try to hit the ball when it approached him.

While PJ Farley/Hunter Hearst Helmsley was now the batter, and after the pitcher threw a ball to PJ, you blew a kiss to PJ like how Loni blew a kiss and smiled in “WKRP in Cincinnati”’s baseball episode.

PJ/Hunter of course smiled and was distracted over you flirting with him, which made him miss the ball.

Speaking of smiling, you smiled at PJ after he smiled at you, you were imitating Loni Anderson.

When you were now at the bat, Rob Affuso/Brian Pillman was now the pitcher where he threw a ball at you.

After you hit the ball with your bat, you scurried off to first base.

Keith Douglas from Tora Tora/Hunter Hearst Helmsley was crouching down behind you when you were at the bat, where he removed his umpire mask off his face to look at you while you ran to first base.

Mark/Hunter was distracted, which caused the other players on the team to shout “Get the ball!” at him.

Once PJ Farley was at the bat again, you stood on the middle of the baseball field where you turned around sticking your ass out with a smile on your face and a hand on your hip, imitating when Loni Anderson stood by the pitcher in that episode.

However, PJ was not distracted over what you were doing to him and he managed to hit the ball successfully.  

Then when it was your turn at the bat while Kip/Brian Pillman was the pitcher, someone shouted “Concentrate, Kip/Brian!”.

While you were at the bat, you stood there holding the baseball bat down where it touched the ground when one hand was on your hip while Kip/Brian threw the ball towards the bat.

You were imitating and posing how Loni/Jennifer was holding the bat in this “WKRP in Cincinnati” episode.

Go watch the episode online if you haven’t seen it.

“Concentrate!” another player shouted at Kip/Brian.

You stood there fluffing your hair while holding down the baseball bat like how Loni held it to the ground and not up in the air.

You rotated sideways when Kip threw the ball, which caused the ball to miss the bat.

It may have been a foul ball, but you strutted down to the 1st baseball base instead of running.

This caused lots of these sexy listed hair metal musicians, actors and wrestlers to whistle at you.

When someone was at the bat, you greeted “Oh, Mr. 2nd baseman!” to Pete Loran/Shawn Michaels, where you smiled and waved at them.

Pete/Shawn turned their heads to look at you, where your finger made a “come here” motion with a smile on your face.

After the batter hit the bat, you ran off the base and then said “Bye bye!” when you ran past Shawn/Pete.

Not only does pro wrestling have beautiful female managers and valets sexily distracting wrestling opponents, now baseball has them too.

There's other wrestlers you wish could've played on this baseball team with you, like Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, ECW's Nova, and Scott Hall.

Too bad they're in other wrestling companies.

In 1996, Sunny was the most popular woman and female sex symbol in the WWF, so much she was the most downloaded woman on AOL.com that year.

Sunny’s hair resembled Loni Anderson’s hair on “WKRP in Cincinnati” and she was a popular sex symbol that year that so many men and boys whistled at and lusted over and she always flaunted her sexuality.

Sunny seems more like she’d be the one to dress and act like Loni Anderson in that baseball “WKRP in Cincinnati” episode, not you.

Viewer discretion is advised for those about to read this fanfiction.

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After WCW went out of business, Eric Bischoff joined what was now known as the WWE, where he worked as “Monday Night Raw”’s general manager.

On a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in 2003, Eric wanted you and Torrie Wilson to do a pillow fight because Eric played a sexist, misogynistic despicable heel then and this was also when the WWE was still in its Divas Era when the WWE was making their divas do bra & panties matches, bikini contests, lingerie pillow fights, mud/pudding/gravy matches, spanking matches, etc.

During this match, you came out wearing one of those short little babydoll negligees women on “Three’s Company” used to wear and so did Torrie Wilson.

There was a bed in the middle of the ring with pillows on it.

In said match, you and Torrie tried hitting each other with pillows, sometimes standing on the bed but other times standing in the middle of the ring.

To be honest, I don’t have a crush on the Godfather at all.

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The Godfather was a wrestler during the WWF’s Attitude era whose gimmick was a pimp, and he had a line of beautiful mostly scantily clad women known as his Ho Train who followed him down to the ring.

But you people who watch the Attitude era probably already know that.

During a “Monday Night Raw” episode in 1999, there was an episode where the Godfather came out with his hoes down to the ring when his entrance music began playing.

But one of those hoes in disguise was you.

You were wearing this same blond wig Janet Wood wore in a “Three’s Company” episode:

You’ve worn that wig on WWF television before.

But there were other hoes with you, some of the fans probably didn’t know that was you under that blond wig.

Some of the fans in the front row recognized you in that wig when you walked down to the ring.

When you were in the ring, you then removed your wig and revealed that it was you under that wig with an ear to ear grin on your face and your arms and hands up in the air.

You really got a loud pop from the audience and Jerry Lawler on commentary screamed out loud it was you.

The camera zoomed in on your face filming you above your chest when you removed your wig off.

On a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in 1997, you put on the same blond wig Janet Wood wore in a “Three’s Company” episode.

The reason you put that wig on again this time was because you were really craving attention from men, hot sexy men that is.

Your blond wig did give you lots of attention from men, from sexy male wrestlers like Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Shawn Michaels, Rob Van Dam, RockaBilly, and even Brian Pillman to the hundreds of male fans in the audience.

Histrionic personality disorder is a rare mental disorder where the symptoms include needing to be the center of attention, provocative and seductive behavior, shallow and shifting emotions, and using physical appearance to draw attention.

Basically the disorder is all about wanting to be the center of attention.

Because your wrestling gimmick during the WWF’s Attitude era was based on “Three’s Company”, during a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired at the end of 1997, you approached a men’s locker room wearing a very short towel wrapped around your naked body.

As you were walking, you were holding a mirror in front of your face and a hair brush in the other hand, where your hair brush was busy brushing and fluffing your hair.

You were brushing your hair the same way Janet was brushing her wig in that “Three’s Company” where she wore a blond wig and black dress.

Sometimes your fingers were picking at the bottom of your hair the same way Janet’s fingers picked at the bottom of her wig when she wore that blond wig and black dress in that episode.

While you were walking and managing to look in the mirror while brushing your hair, your towel surprisingly wasn’t falling off of you.

Your brush brushed your bangs and the bottom of your hair.

When you were getting closer to some hunky male wrestlers like Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Brian Pillman, Billy Gunn and Jeff Hardy, you began laughing loudly like how Janet laughed in that “Three’s Company” episode where she’s wearing a blond wig at the Regal Beagle while men are sitting around her and she’s sitting in the booth with her date.

Shawn, Billy, Triple H, and Jeff all had their long hair hanging down.

As you got closer, you stopped looking at yourself in the mirror and brushing your hair.

You laughed loudly to get the attention of these men.

Shawn, Triple H, Brian Pillman and Billy Gunn all whistled at you and catcalled you.  

“What do you think?!” you excitedly asked Triple H, jittering when you asked him that.

“Mmm, mmm, mmm good!” Triple H replied.

“Do you think it’s too much?” you asked him, referring to your towel and pointing to it.

“No, it’s beautiful! It’s lovely!” Triple H expressed. “Wonderful! Sensational!”

“There’s only 5 of you and one of me” you referred to yourself. “So why don’t you get a couple of more guys?”

One of your fingers pointed and played with Shawn Michaels’ chest, when you asked him to get a couple more guys.

You then giggled like how Janet Wood giggled after she said “You’re kidding!” to Mr. Furley when he asked her if she’d like to go with him to a concert.

Bret Hart marched up to you from behind with a scowl on his face.

“Excuse me guys” you said. “The second ship just arrived”

However, Bret was angry and not happy.

“You don’t like my towel?” you asked him.  

“Why don’t you put some clothes on?” Bret asked.

“Because they like me half naked!” you shot back. “Guys are always asking me out and I’m getting so many compliments!”

“Listen y/n…” Bret said.

“Fold me hun!” you ordered him with your back turned in front of him, you asked him that in a high pitched voice.

Bret tried to walk away but you grabbed his wrist and pulled him to you.

You also told the men around you Sunny can’t stay in this pile.

You added that you’re going to dye your hair blond tomorrow, but you didn’t keep your promise.

You wanted to dye your hair blond since you having blond hair gets you more attention.

In that “Three’s Company” episode, Janet wore a blond wig that she bought for fun, but then she became hooked on that blond wig when she got so much attention and compliments from it.

In said episode, she exhibited symptoms of histrionic personality disorder, like flirtatious and seductive behavior, focus on physical appearance, easily influenced by others and upset over criticism.

People with histrionic personality disorder also will try copying others, and you wore a towel around you since women on “Three’s Company” used to wear towels.

You could’ve worn one of those cute sexy negligees women on “Three’s Company” wore to grab attention.

There are other examples of Janet exhibiting histrionic personality disorder in that episode that I could’ve used in this fanfiction, but I’ve already typed fanfictions where the fem reader does that.

Because you were the valet and manager for the classy aristocratic blueblood gentleman Hunter Hearst Helmsley, you accompanied him down to the ring wearing beautiful evening gowns that reached your ankles, sometimes you would even wear diamond tiaras with matching diamond jewelry and long silky opera gloves that reached your elbows.

There were even times you were dressed like Marie Antoinette while escorting Hunter and you carried yourself with class.

One time, you and Hunter even slow danced together to a Russian classical music song.

You really stayed in character and never acted trashy on television, house shows or pay-per-views.

However, because you always acted and looked classy while being with Hunter in the WWF, on one “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in February of 1997, you broke your character.

When Hunter came out to his entrance music (which was Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy”), he was still playing his classy aristocratic blueblood gentleman gimmick and you accompanied him, but instead of you wearing one of your beautiful gowns as usual, you wore the same blond wig Joyce Dewitt wore in a “Three’s Company” episode.

Not just that, you also wore some very heavy makeup where you wore frosted blue eyeshadow that was caked on your eyelids and below your eyebrows with frosty shiny bright pink lipstick and dark eyeliner around your huge lips while some harsh hot pink blush adorned the cheeks on your face.

You also wore a very skimpy skin revealing outfit with Lucite stripper heels on your feet.

When you arrived with Hunter, the commentators first asked who was that woman on his arm, and asked if it was you.

They then realized it was you in disguise.

You’ve worn that blond wig on television before for Hunter and Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty.

As you accompanied Hunter down to the ring, many male wrestling fans were whistling and cat calling you.

The whole point of how you were dressed was that you were meant to look trashy when you’re usually classy.

You possibly would’ve even acted trashy too.

However, after this episode, you were mostly back to wearing your beautiful gowns and your usual hair again.

While you were a draw and success in the World Wrestling Federation’s New Generation era and especially the Attitude era despite that you didn’t have blond hair---and this was during an era when women in wrestling (or at least the WWF) weren’t fan favorites and popular unless they were blond with the exceptions of Miss Elizabeth, Chyna and Wendi Richter.

During your WWF heyday in the late 1990’s, sometimes you wore a blond wig in the WWF because of your obsession with “Three’s Company”, because there was an infamous episode where one of the characters Janet wears a blond wig.

In fact, the blond wig you often wore in the WWF resembled Janet Wood’s blond wig in that episode.

You wore that blond wig on a WWF episode once for Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty because it resembles Shawn’s hair during his Rockers days, another time you put on that wig to attract and distract male wrestling opponents to your beauty, once you wore that wig for Hunter Hearst Helmsley because “gentlemen prefer blondes”, and there were times you wore that blond wig to dress up as Jenilee Harrison on “Three’s Company”, to look trashy and cheap when you usually looked and presented yourself as classy (as well as were accompanied by the rich Hunter Hearst Helmsley) and the list goes on.

Many male wrestling fans loved it when you wore that blond wig and thought you looked prettier with it.

While you did draw in wrestling even when you didn’t have blond hair and wear that blond wig, you were attracting and drawing in several male wrestling fans when you wore that blond wig, regardless of what WWF era it was.

Fans held up signs praising your blond wig.

That blond wig was your Mr. Socko and mannequin head.

You as well as the character you played in the WWF loved the attention you got from wearing that blond wig, much like how Janet enjoyed the attention she got from when she wore a blond wig in that “Three’s Company”.

In professional wrestling, a cheap pop is something a wrestler does to kiss up to the audience in order to get a positive reaction and cheer from them.

Examples would be if a wrestler announces how it’s good to be in *insert town the WWE was currently performing in* which would result in the audience cheering.

Well, here’s a unique way to get a cheap pop.

During a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in 1998, you were standing in the ring with D Generation X, where you then pulled out the blond wig Janet Wood wore in a “Three’s Company” episode and put it over your hair on your head.

After you put on that blond wig, several male fans in the audience got out of their seats and cheered loudly for you when you wore that blond wig.

Not only was that wig a fan favorite, you put that blond wig on because some people have said Joyce Dewitt looked cheap when she wore that blond wig in a “Three’s Company” episode.

At the end of 1998, the World Wrestling Federation had this commercial where the members of D Generation X were playing tennis against Kane and the Undertaker.

You were a member of DX, and since your wrestling gimmick was based on the popular sitcom “Three’s Company”, during this commercial you wore the light pink tennis dress Joyce Dewitt wore on a “Three’s Company” episode where she plays tennis.

This was the dress:

The dress is a mixture of a tank top with a miniskirt.

For those reading this fanfiction, you can either choose to ship yourselves with these male hair metal singers or male WWF wrestlers in 1998.

Or both.

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In 1991, there was a hair metal tour involving the bands Slaughter, Trixter, Skid Row, Mr. Big and White Lion performing one by one.

Backstage, you approached the members of those bands in a hallway where they were standing with each other talking to each other.

Some of the members of those bands were the hottest and sexiest ones: Mark Slaughter, PJ Farley and Pete Loran, Mike Tramp, Blas Elias, Rob Affuso, Paul Gilbert and Steve Brown. 

All of those men had their long hair hanging down, Mark’s hair was straight and not tousled (like in the “Fly to the Angels” music video).

Mark looked like this in this fanfiction:

Just the way you like him.

Mike Tramp had his long hair not looking quite so crispy and hairsprayed.

You had big breasts that were the same size as Janet Wood’s breasts in this gif:

As you got closer to those band members, they noticed you and their eyes grew wide seeing your huge breasts under your tight, low cut shirt.

Some of them whistled at you and their mouths smiled looking at your tits.

If they thought that was great, when you stopped walking once you were standing close enough to them for them to touch you, your hands grabbed the bottom of your shirt and pulled it up over your tits to show them your huge tits.

You wore no bra under your shirt.

Those men cheered and clapped seeing you showing them your bare tits.

“You can do almost whatever you want with my tits” you told them. “Squeeze them, jiggle them, fondle them, play with them, suck them”

With smiles on their faces, Mark and PJ reached one of their hands out, placing their hands at the bottom of your breasts and jiggling them like this iconic MTV VMA’s moment:

“Last year I turned 18 years old and graduated high school” PJ Farley admitted. “And teenage boys are infamous for being horny”

That’s actually a true statement about him.

“Are you still horny?” you asked PJ.

“Of course!” he replied.

“They’re meaty, beaty, big and bouncy!” Mark stated with a smile on his face when both of his hands reached below your breasts and jiggled them like when Diana Ross touched Lil’ Kim’s breast at the 1999 MTV VMA’s.

Many of those musicians and singers reached their arms and hands out, with smiles on their faces they were squeezing your breasts and fondling them, some of them leaned their faces closer to your tits to suck your nipples.

Right now you’re wishing you had water so you could pour it over your breasts, even if your breasts were covered by a shirt.

While hair metal did dwindle in popularity, you actually wish you could take the sexiest wrestlers from any wrestling company and these sexy hair metal singers and musicians, group them all together and flash these men your bare breasts and invite them to play with them.

Guns N Roses were probably the most popular band of the late 80’s and early 90’s (before Nirvana and Pearl Jame came out of course), some of the members of Guns N Roses could’ve been there grabbing your tits.

If it’s male WWF wrestlers you want…

In 1998, there was a wrestling storyline in the WWF where you increased your breast size to compete with WWF diva Sable.

On a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in 1998, during the same time you had huge breasts because of a WWF storyline you were involved in, you were standing in the locker room backstage with Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Val Venis.

Triple H didn’t have facial hair in this moment and he had his long hair hanging down.

During this moment, you were standing in front of Triple H, Shawn and Val where the camera was filming behind you.

You lifted your shirt up and showed your big breasts to Triple H, Shawn and Val.

The 3 of them whistled and applauded when you showed them your tits, smiling from ear to ear.

If that wasn’t all, you told them they could do what they wanted to do with your breasts.

You invited them to squeeze them, play with them, jiggle them, fondle them and suck them.

During this WWF storyline, you didn’t really have huge breasts, you stuffed under your shirt.

The camera swerved sideways to film you on the side, but the camera showed a huge green D Generation X censorship in front of your chest like this:

With smiles on their faces, Triple H’s, Shawn’s and Val’s hands reached out and squeezed your breasts, their hands also put at the bottom of your tits and jiggled them.

Val and Triple H leaned their faces closer and sucked your breasts, but the green D Generation X censorship sign was covering their faces and your breasts.

You wish other wrestlers were with you in the locker room in this moment, like Chris Jericho, Jeff Hardy, Rob Van Dam, ECW’s Nova, Al Snow if he didn’t have a handlebar moustache, Scott Hall and others.

In the 1990’s, the World Wrestling Federation used to have these charity baseball and softball games with their roster playing those sports, including having one at WWF Xperience (the WWF’s first online pay-per-view) in 1996.

At the charity softball game during the time of WWF Xperience that aforementioned year, you were wearing the same baseball pajamas Janet Wood used to wear on “Three’s Company”: the pajamas with red stripes in this gif:

Despite that this baseball game and WWF Xperience happened at the end of the warm summer of 1996 even though you were wearing long sleeves.

Not to mention, in the WWF that year (including during WWF Xperience), you were always wearing long beautiful gowns (and sometimes short dresses) because you were the valet for the aristocratic blueblood gentleman Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

But during this charity baseball game you were out of character.

Hunter was out of character during this baseball game as well, wearing a short sleeved WWF shirt.

At this charity baseball game was Shawn Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Leif Cassidy (and Marty Jannetty), Thurman Plugg, Bret Hart, Brian Pillman (even though he couldn’t play) and many other WWF wrestlers and stars.

In the charity baseball game, you flaunted and strutted around wearing those baseball pajamas in front of Shawn Michaels, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Leif Cassidy, Brian Pillman and others as well as fans watching this charity game.

As you bounced and pranced around in that charity baseball game wearing those pajamas, with smiles on their faces Shawn, Leif and Brian whistled at you and so did many male fans.

Your hands blew kisses at Shawn, Hunter, Leif and Brian as well as some male fans in the audience, including at some other wrestlers in this charity baseball game like Thurman Plugg.

You wish other wrestlers could be in the WWF like Chris Jericho, Scott Hall, Rob Van Dam, and ECW’s Nova.

During the 90’s and 2000’s, the television channel MTV used to have these programs called “Rock N Jock” that would have recording artists as well as non musical celebrities playing charity baseball and basketball games.

You loved watching “Rock N Jock” during the 90’s and dreamed of being on it before you became a WWF star.

You also dreamed of flirting with some of the famous men on “Rock N Jock”.

On a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired at the beginning of 1998, you at the time were managing Triple H and Shawn Michaels.

Female wrestling managers have usually hypersexualized ways to distract opponents, like Debra opening her blazer and showing her bra, or Stacy Keibler turning around and lifting up her skirt.

This distraction you did in this match was unique.

When one of Triple H’s and Shawn’s opponents was standing in the ring nearby to you, you climbed on the ring’s apron and stood up.

“Oh!” you chirped in a high pitched voice with a smile on your face, loud enough for DX’s opponents to hear. “Hello *insert their opponent’s name here*!”.

You said it the same way and tone of voice Janet greeted Mr. Furley when she wore a black dress and blond wig in a “Three’s Company” episode.

Speaking of Janet, you giggled “Ahohohoho!” loudly to DX’s opponents with a smile on your face, giggling in the same voice pitch and like how Janet giggled after Mr. Furley offered her to go to a show with him.

When one of DX’s opponents heard you giggling and say their name, one of them turned their heads and looked at you, where you were resting one of your arms on the top rope and then began lightly bouncing a little like this gif:

“Y/n?” DX’s opponent asked you.

“Uh huh?” you asked back, replying it in the same tone of voice Janet said in the “Three’s Company” episode where she wears a blond wig during the scene where she’s sitting at a table booth at the Regal Beagle with her date.

He walked up closer to you and asked something to you.

What he asked made you ask “Why?” in the same vocal pitch Janet used in that said “Three’s Company” episode where she wore a black dress and blond wig.

When you asked “Why?”, your arms and body language replicated what Janet is doing in this gif, complete with a smile on your face:

He said more things to you as he walked closer to you, to which you chirped “Oh I couldn’t!”, saying it the same way Janet said it in yep, that same “Three’s Company” episode and turning away from him.

As DX’s opponent got closer to you, Triple H and Shawn quietly marched behind the opponent and attacked him.

You, on the other hand, hopped out of the ring.  

At the end of 1997, you and Triple H were backstage on a “Monday Night Raw” episode, where Triple H was cutting a promo.

In between Triple H’s sentences as he cut this promo, you were giggling like how Janet Wood was giggling and chuckling in that “Three’s Company” episode where she wears a blond wig.

You chuckled and giggled like how Janet giggled in that episode after Cindy Snow/Jenilee Harrison asked “How about that?” after Janet introduced herself in her new blond wig and before Jenilee asked that question.

You giggled like Janet in the beginning of that episode after John Ritter/Jack Tripper says “Wow!” and after he said “You’re a lot like the old Janet!”.

You kept a smile on your face as you giggled during this promo.

You chuckled and made the same chuckle Janet made after she said “It’d be nice for a change!”.

The interviewer brought up how awfully giggly you are, which resulted in you making the same noise Janet made after Jenilee said “I have a date with a frog!”.

Triple H said something into that microphone, which had you make the same noise Janet made after Jack said “And you were afraid she wouldn’t make any new friends at school”.

You lightly giggled the same way Janet giggled in this episode when she asked “Well, Mr. Furley?” showing herself off in her new blond wig.

“Mmmhmmhmm” you giggled during this promo, sounding like how Janet sounded after she told Larry “you’re SO cute!”.

You weren’t high on marijuana or cocaine in this promo, you were recreating a moment from “Three’s Company”.

In 1998, there was a wrestling storyline in the World Wrestling Federation where you had applied for a job as a new wrestling manager, but you lost the job to Sable because Vince McMahon wanted a busty woman.

So you decided to compete with Sable by increasing your breast size in this storyline.

On a “Monday Night Raw” episode that aired in 1998, when your entrance music played as you walked down to the ring, your breasts were now much bigger than before.

Your breasts were now the same size as Janet Wood’s breasts in this picture:

Speaking of that, you were also wearing the same low cut brown shirt Janet’s wearing in that gif, not to mention your bigger breasts were really just rags and towels under your shirt.

As you walked down to the ring, male fans really got out of their seats and their eyes were all on your chest.

Many male fans whistled at you.

Some male fans were chanting “Show your tits!” at you.

Even the commentators were mentioning something different was about you.

In fact, when your breasts were bigger during this storyline, many male fans were chanting “Show your tits!” at you.

This wrestling storyline you did was based on a “Three’s Company” episode because your gimmick was modeled after that show.

However, the swerve reveal turned out that you and Sable were applying to be a manager…for wrestling faction the Oddities, a silly group whose gimmick was meant to be circus sideshow freaks.

The Oddities may have been funny, but you are somewhat glad you didn’t manage them.

Ric Flair is one of the most legendary, iconic, greatest and influential wrestlers of all time.

Some could even call him the greatest wrestler of all time.

One of Ric Flair’s signatures is his strut that other wrestlers have imitated, from Jeff Jarrett to ECW’s Blue World Order.

Speaking of ECW and the Blue World Order, on an ECW episode that aired in 1996, you were standing in the middle of the ring with Stevie Richards, Nova and the Blue Meanie.

Stevie hadn’t yet grown facial hair and he had his long hair hanging down. 

The Blue World Order hadn’t formed yet during this moment, so Nova hadn’t had a black beard drawn with marker on his face yet.

While you were in the middle of the ring with Stevie, Nova and the Blue Meanie, they began to do Ric Flair’s iconic strut like they usually do, and you strutted along with those 3.

However, instead of you strutting like Ric Flair or those 3 ECW wrestlers, you strutted like how Joyce Dewitt/Janet Wood is strutting in this gif:

Your unique strut got a louder pop in the audience and the commentators really noticed you strutting.

Stevie, Nova, the Blue Meanie and you strutted across the ring.

After reaching the other side of the ring, you and those 3 wrestlers turned around, to which Stevie, Nova, the Blue Meanie as well as you began to do their usual Ric Flair imitation strut across the other side of the ring again.

Although, you didn’t strut like those 3 wrestlers and Ric Flair, you strutted like Janet Wood in this gif:

Stevie, Nova and Blue Meanie were Generation X’ers who were kids back when “Three’s Company” was making episodes.

There was one time in ECW in 1996 where Stevie and Nova strutted like Ric Flair in the ring and you strutted with those 2, but you were really doing the Charleston and recreating Suzanne Somers on “Three’s Company” doing the Charleston like this: