The Meta-Man Of Tomorrow, Today.

Spring's a bloomin' right outside mah damn window and I accept that as reality.

Local Higher Education #zombie #apocalypse #survival #workshop #portland #whatthefuck #great #communitycollege #lulz

Captain Falcon is watching me sleep.

.wazmo playthings.

These pictures just take themselves basically. #fog #thick #awesome #love #portland #oregon #mttabor

Best park hike conditions :D #fog #thick #awesome #love #portland #oregon #mttabor

In the thick of it.. #fog #thick #awesome #love #portland #oregon

I haven't the foggiest.. #fog #thick #awesome #love #portland #oregon

So authentic. So...TRU. #walmart #twodollars #authentic #tru #awesome

New buddy, Pocket, the best pitbull I've ever met. Seen here without his usual tophat and monocle. #pocket #melonhead #pitbull #floridadoggies

My old buddy Indy. #floridadoggies #goodboy #oldfriends #dog

Florida Kitty #cat #cute #niceandfriendlycat

Noir-y at MFP. #myfathersplace

Oh you know, just another krampus yeti eating tamales and drinking beers outside. #krampus #krampuslaufpdx #hawthorne

Oh you know, just another krampus yeti having lunch outside. #krampus #krampuslaufpdx #hawthorne

Too Much Fun. #krampuslaufpdx #krampus