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if you don't want to scroll through my hundreds of reblogs, i tag my text posts with #matt's yapping
also, i post art at @whimsywafflez if you wanna see that
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were they asked to pose like this or did they just do that
just my humble attempt at raging against the machine
i made a follow up! if this blows up, pls remember it is illegal to be mean to me. and i am a small artist you can give money to btw ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
the physical media depicted: lucky leaves by krill, worry by jeff rosenstock, self titled by babytooth. i love to tiny doodle album covers :)
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everythin except the last comic are rodrick lines

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Michael Afton Headcanons
Because I started thinking about it and oops now there's a whole list. This is for game Mike, not movie Mike!
This is very much against fanon, but after Sister Location, I don't think he stayed a zombie forever. I think he healed to Regular Sickly Man levels, but there's still something imperceptibly off about him where you can almost tell he's a revenant.
For example, he doesn't blink after Sister Location
And he gets random spontaneous bruises that develop big and ugly on his skin and take several days to heal
Watermelon gum is only the beginning, he always has to be chewing on something, ever since he was a kid. This is why he munches popcorn while watching TV and drinks soda on shift. Failing this, he will chew on pencils, his shirtsleeves, his collar...
He loves drawing (basically canon in the logbook)
He also likes listening to the radio, especially weird late-night radio when he's at work
Agoraphobic and socially avoidant
Despite only watching "comfort food TV," he likes long, bleak, classical novels
Everything he eats is unreasonably salty
His accent is actually an interesting British-American blend when he's just naturally talking. When talking to his dad, he defaults to his full British accent because that's how he was accustomed to speaking to William when growing up.
Iâm not obsessed with OG michael afton because I fell for fanon-ified fanart that made him look pretty, Iâm actually just obsessed with the idea of accidentally killing someone you love in the most graphic way possible. something about the weight of guilt shadowing you for the rest of your life, eating you alive bit by bit everyday. you canât be called horrendously evil, because you never meant to do itâbut there is just something about you, something so innately cruel, something that juts out of place, that makes your mere existence a catalyst for tragedy. and you didnât just kill your brother, you killed your father tooâthe father you loved, who may have loved you once, long ago, if you remember rightâbecause this thing stalking your house isnât your father anymore. and you donât try to set things right because youâre a hero, you do it because itâs your debt to pay, you started this and goddamn it youâre going to finish it. and when the monster finally meets his end, you sit down and you burn with it, because at the end of the day youâve always looked the same in a mirror.
the fanart is good too, though!
Iâm not obsessed with OG michael afton because I fell for fanon-ified fanart that made him look pretty, Iâm actually just obsessed with the idea of accidentally killing someone you love in the most graphic way possible. something about the weight of guilt shadowing you for the rest of your life, eating you alive bit by bit everyday. you canât be called horrendously evil, because you never meant to do itâbut there is just something about you, something so innately cruel, something that juts out of place, that makes your mere existence a catalyst for tragedy. and you didnât just kill your brother, you killed your father tooâthe father you loved, who may have loved you once, long ago, if you remember rightâbecause this thing stalking your house isnât your father anymore. and you donât try to set things right because youâre a hero, you do it because itâs your debt to pay, you started this and goddamn it youâre going to finish it. and when the monster finally meets his end, you sit down and you burn with it, because at the end of the day youâve always looked the same in a mirror.
the fanart is good too, though!
If Mike had to give Vanessa a bouquet of flowers, the flowers would be the "Don't forget me" kind
(Specially after noticing they were the flowers decorating Charlotte's music box)
Its common name, ("forglemmigej"), derives from the Latin "forget me nots" which means "I will not forget you." This name reflects the powerful symbolism associated with this flower.
According to an ancient legend, a knight and his beloved walked by the river. While she was collecting flowers, the knight fell into the water and, before disappearing under the current, threw the flower towards his beloved, shouting "don't forget me." Since then, the flower has been a symbol of sincere love and eternal memory.
These flowers are symbolically known as the flower of desperate love or of eternal lovers.

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was crashing out cuz I thought I had forgotten how to draw humans but calmed down after drawing lizzy
He has been watching from the shadows all along.
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!
Just the two of us

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Thereâs facking three of them
michael in so many meetings and phone calls and business bullshit after williamâs death, desperately trying to live up to this part of his Purpose too and be the heir heâs meant to be, but he is just so offputting. raised in isolation and kept intentionally dependent and helpless so he is Weird, acting in many ways like a child, so clearly out of place. sat in a hoodie with greasy hair being given dubious looks by men in suits, either not making eye contact at all or staring into their eyes so sharply. relentlessly fidgeting and fiddling, keeps forgetting to listen, keeps interrupting and saying weird stuff. they all hate him. but that, at least, is familiar.