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• favorite thing about them - his plotline, which is entirely based on my own theories, is very compelling and complex

• least favorite thing about them - his name puzzle is TOO CONFUSING

• favorite line - "These are my friends." A classic, really

• brOTP - in my mind, Gabriel comes to view him as a little brother figure of sorts

• OTP - even if i deny her existence, goldenduo fanart is usually adorable

• nOTP - him and any of the other Aftons

• random headcanon - i like to think he gets extremely exasperated over the fredbear plush's garbage attempts at being soothing and helpful

• unpopular opinion - he's Cassidy and toysnhk, but that's growing less unpopular by the second 😈

• song i associate with them - Enter Sandman by Metallica

• favorite picture of them

Anything for my guy, Ralph

• favorite thing about them - the fact that he makes corny jokes under pressure

• least favorite thing about them - the intonation in his Into the Pit voicelines sounds off, like the voice actor is imitating awkwardness without really matching the words? It's hard to explain

• favorite line - "Getting there" as a response to Dave's "You losing it, calling me at this hour?” I'm not entirely sure why, but it just stuck to me, guess i find it witty

• brOTP - he gave up his life to save Mike Schmidt, even if they never meet, that's gotta count for something

• OTP - i don't particularly ship him with anyone, but whatever he's got with Dave from maintenance is pretty close, like, he pays for all their dinners, they have this employee of the month competition banter and "lose this number" "i'll miss you, too"? Pretty sentimental 🤨

• nOTP - him and Bronwen. Maybe it's fine one-sided, but i can't see him ever reciprocating because he says she reminds him of Coppelia

• random headcanon - my mom has this thing where she'll turn on a stove burner to make coffee in the morning and if it's particularly cold, she'll hover her hands over it to warm them, which seems like something Ralph would do to me

• unpopular opinion - him being the leak, while cool as hell as a concept, is not something i entirely believe in due to the clearance levels + him being a teenager when he was wearing the springlock suits

• song i associate with them - this is super specific and non-sensical, but Refrão de Bolero's instrumental by Engenheiros do Hawaii

• favorite picture of them

the GOAT Elizabeth

• favorite thing about them - her tragic desire to be loved by her father is so so so compelling AND CLEAR for fnaf standards

• least favorite thing about them - her separating from Ennard... happens in website codes?????

• favorite line - "I guess you forgot about me" is soooo good since it calls back to the fake ending when Baby mimics Elizabeth's voice, still thinking Michael is William, and grows desperate as he's unresponsive because she thought he came here to be with her again, so this is her realization and it hurts so much

• brOTP - i feel like she and Susie would get along pretty well

• OTP - i don't really ship her with anyone, but one-sided fourth Charliebot and John due to her wanting to experience the life she never had is pretty nice

• nOTP - her and any of the other Aftons, but i guess that goes without saying

• random headcanon - the resentment towards Charlie from the novels is also present in the games, now due to the fact that she's working to set the souls free and this pains Charlie because Elizabeth's just as trapped as the rest of them, but she can't let her get in her way

• unpopular opinion - her character didn't really change much between Sister Location and Pizza sim, she was manipulating Michael before so they could leave, but ultimately she wanted to be with her father

• song i associate with them - Crazy Clown because of that animation lol

• favorite picture of them

Assuming this is game Michael:

• favorite thing about them - He eats a bucket of popcorn every night, dude that cannot be healthy 😭

• least favorite thing about them - He has that whole speech about finding his father and then has NO presence in pizza sim..  Actually, he just has very little focus in general, everything about him is so vague for such an important character

• favorite line - "They didn't recognize me at first, but then, they thought I was you." That little solemn laugh is everything

• brOTP - Him and his bestie HELPYYY!!! Always helping him out with his lawsuits and keeping him company while he's being hunted down

• OTP - Him x Bonnie Bully. They're both marked by the same event and take such similar yet different paths due to it, in my head they're massive foils to each other, but i fear a good chunk of it is solely a product of my head lol

• nOTP - Jeremike... Obviously Jeremy's personality is very flexible when it comes to making fanworks, but, to me, in the most common interpretations it feels like it's often tailored to just be a foil to Michael's so they can be shipped together, moreso to give Mike something good in his life than it is about their dynamic and story together and so it becomes quite uninteresting to me

• random headcanon - He keeps the crying child's other plushies after his death

• unpopular opinion - I don't think he's the fright guard: the police not throwing away arson as an option doesn't mean arson was what happened, specially when Phone Dude warns you about the place being so badly built it might catch on fire; the fright guard has been working at the amusement park since before Springtrap is brought in, so if he was Mike that would mean he was just waiting and hoping to be assigned as the security guard instead of going after Will himself; how would he even know his dad got springlocked and therefore could be used as a prop there anyways; the "you might not recognize me at first" line being about the change from Springtrap to Scraptrap falls flat when the unwithereds just looking like the classics is brought in; the fright guard doesn't need to have went to the previous locations to see the phantoms when the old animatronic suits are on every corner and on their office; "i'm going to find you" playing over him already having found him, and already having tried to kill him, then failing makes less sense to me than that being before he finds him and tbh i'm not even 100% sure about MikeHero or MikeRealization anymore because of toysnhk implying with "He tried to release you. He tried to release us! (...) No matter how many times they burn us" that there's one guy who tries to free Will while another tries to release them (Henry) which would take away his reasoning to be there

• song i associate with them - Still They Come by Marco Mazzei and Dennis Hansell

• favorite picture of them