There are much worse games to play.

dammit I gonna miss them

I want this to be my life

das a beebee

He’s a Disney princess and doesn’t realize it yet

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

we don’t deserve them

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because it’s fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, don’t tell me what not to do

And Ravenclaws do stupid, dangerous things sometimes because SCIENCE!!

Hufflepuffs do stupid, dangerous things because our friends are doing it and SOMEONE responsible better be involved

this explains so much about me tbh

This sounds like something that would be playing in a story set in Victorian London slums or something? I DON’T KNOW.

this motherfucker on Cutthroat Kitchen like “ugh pancakes are so lowbrow to me I don’t have a recipe for those” how do you function if you’re so pretentious that mentioning pancakes makes you gag like go fuck yourself my guy pancakes are spectacular and your life is super sad

update: now he’s mad about blueberry muffins “ugh these are so cheap, I feel less like a chef and more like a cook” dude Edward Cullen called, he wants his manufactured, disaffected pretentiousness back.

dogs are so beautiful and pure and my heart soars whenever i see a dog i love them so much they are full of joy and sweetness and soft