FUN STORY: so back in high school we had such a textbook, and it tried to be ‘hip’ and ‘with it’, so one of the vocab words for a chapter was “chouette”, which the book said was a slang term equivalent of “cool” in english. Well later in the year we had some french exchange students visiting for a while, and we had to sit in a circle and discuss cultural differences. and somehow the subject of slang came up, and someone asked how the french say ‘cool’. 

It’s just “cool”. when we told them our textbook had the word “chouette” in it, they laughed. 

please just keep scrolling if don’t want to be spoilt

So a lot of shit happened and honestly I’m going to be crying for at least a week so here is A List Of Things That Sound Like Fake Spoilers But Are Actually Canon:

Oak plays Rocket League

Jude keeps wearing Cardan’s clothes

Jude makes a period excuse to scare a male faerie

Jude falls through the roof and lands on a table and Cardan shouts “sHe Is My WiFe!!”

Jurdan being an old married couple “Jude likes to suppose the worst of both her enemies and her allies. Her reward is occasionally being wrong about us” “Hard to remember an occasion of that”

Taryn tells Cardan about slushies and gummy worms

Jude gets hippie earth powers

Jude used to make her dolls have sex

“Darling god” upgrades to “sweet nemesis”

Cardan calling Jude “my queen”

Jude tops Cardan

Cardan has a snow globe from Vivi that says “Congratulations on your promotion” that he got when he became high king

Cardan turns into a snake

Jude fantasises about hiding under a table with Cardan

Dick/snake songs