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What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.
Those were the day. (by Sarah Andersen)
Seguro en su guarida de cartón. (en Ciudad Lineal, Madrid, Spain)

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business email glossary
thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Science Combat
By Diego Sanches.
Man, Tesla OP.
El espionaje industrial, cada día más sofisticado. #distrust #evilbird (en IBM Madrid)
Now with face. #reyrules #bb8rolls #kilocrybaby #instagramn00b #nomint (en Madrid, Spain)
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How on Earth the Facebook iOS Application is so large
Recently someone on reddit asked “How on earth is the Facebook app size so large ?”. The person asking the question realized that the ~100Mb compressed App Store archive wasn’t all assets - a very large portion was the application binary.
How do you answer that question? You quickly reverse engineer the application!
1 Download the binary to a jailbroken device from the App Store
2 Find the application on the device.
SSH into the device and find the application container on the filesystem:
find / -type d -iname "SomeApp*.app"
3 Decrypt the binary
Install dumpdecrypted on the device. Follow the instructions for using it.
4 Get the files off the device using scp or rsync.
In most cases you will want the application container, the decrypted binary, and the application data container (i.e. what it writes out to the filesystem).
At this point you have the decrypted binary and it’s files. You can now run class-dump on the binary and output a directory of header files for all the classes in the binary, or you can use a disassembler like IDAPro or Hopper to easily see all the classes, symbols, etc.
In the case of the Facebook application, there are more than 18,000 classses in the application:
There is a LOT of crap in there. Even a “FBFeedAwesomeizer” - which alone is a collection of 74 classes and protocols.
This is why the application binary itself is over 114Mb.
Object-oriented Programing at its best.
Meh…
PS: Small daily exercise, comic drawn in 30 min
Pixar, 1995: What if toys had feelings
Pixar, 1998: What if bugs had feelings
Pixar, 2001: What if monsters had feelings
Pixar, 2003: What if fish had feelings
Pixar, 2004: What if superheroes had feelings
Pixar, 2006: What if cars had feelings
Pixar, 2007: What if rats had feelings
Pixar, 2008: What if robots had feelings
Pixar, 2009: What if dogs had feelings
Pixar, 2012: What if Scotland had feelings
Pixar, 2015: WHAT IF FEELINGS HAD FEELINGS
This is (yet another reason) why we old schoolers are not too keen on Linux
This is a an example of Linux and its device naming creativity I had not previously come accross yet.
I installed Debian 8 (in an VM). I setted up LVM through the installation program.
Supposedly, root was to be in logical volume "root" inside volume group "workzone-vg".
In good old HP-UX (Linux LVM is a confessed copy of HP-UX LVM, although with several improvements), that would mean the block device for that logical volume vould be always refered as /dev/workzone-vg/root.
Linux thinks othewise. Unique device special files are against Linux tastes it seems.
This is what appears in /etc/fstab. I am moreless used to this format, although I do not like it:
raul@workzone:~$ awk '$2 == "/"' /etc/fstab /dev/mapper/workzone--vg-root / ext4 errors=remount-ro 0 1
But look, this is what is new to me, what appears if I use "df":
raul@workzone:~$ df -k / Filesystem 1K-blocks Used Available Use% Mounted on /dev/dm-0 19382140 4319644 14054880 24% /
WTF?
It has an explanation. The Linux LVM software itself comprises the userspace adminsitration tools and the on disk metadata storage format, that is the headers in the physical volumes that describe the volume group configuration.
But the actual block devices created ar backed up by a generic subsystem, the "device-mapper".
This subsystem uses the /dev/dm-0 special file and also generates the /dev/mapper/workzone--vg-root symbolic link to it. It follows the instructions of the Linux LVM module, which is who creates the /dev/workzone/root symbolic link to /dev/dm-0.
raul@workzone:~$ ls -l /dev/workzone-vg/root /dev/mapper/workzone--vg-root /dev/dm-0 brw-rw---- 1 root disk 254, 0 Jun 17 09:47 /dev/dm-0 lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 7 Jun 17 09:47 /dev/mapper/workzone--vg-root -> ../dm-0 lrwxrwxrwx 1 root root 7 Jun 17 09:47 /dev/workzone-vg/root -> ../dm-0
So, technically, everything makes all the sense in the world.
But I do not find it too user friendly.
In fact, if "df" contradicts both /etc/fstab and "mount" about the device where a filesystem resides, that is not a "good" behavior.
IMHO.
Jurassic Park passes the Bechdel test because all the dinos are female and the 2 raptors in the kitchen communicate with each other. Discuss

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LMFAOOOOO idk if this was posted on here already but I’m CRYING
okay not only is this twitter account fucking gold but its also so accurate i could cry
the fair trade latte fuckery hath slain me.
The only thing that can make this better are these two tweets from the girl behind Guy In Your MFA: