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i love how you guys talk shit about cartoon style and animation but what the fuck is with this phineas and ferb obsession, The Ugliest Childrens Show Ever Animated.
Fun fact: In one interview the creators mentioned that one reason everyoneโs heads are shaped like really recognizable shapes (Candace is the letter p, Phineas is obviously just a triangle) is so its way easier for younger kids to draw them. Not being able to to draw your favorite characters when youโre little can be really frustrating and kind of put you off drawing all together.
I got to speak with the creators in their studio years ago when P&F was still being created and they said at dinner one night they challenged themselves to design a character with a triangle shaped head. Right there on the paper tablecloth (the kind restaurants provide with crayons for kids to draw on), they drew the very first Phineas, then realized he needed acompanion, and thus with a rectangle, they drew the first Ferb.
Dan & Swampy are incredibly kind men who wanted to create a show that was easy for kids to recognize and participate in, while having fun antics for anyone of all ages.
Itโs not even that ugly, itโs got funny shapes sure, but the colors and character designs are bright and fantastically fun, and the showโs writing was completely clever.
I detailed in a long post once how they left most of the dialogue up to the animators: they had a basic outline of how each episode would go, and as the animators would draw it out (they didnโt use puppets folks, they used cintiq tablets and drew everything, I saw it first-hand) and as they were drawing theyโd think โwhat would this character be saying while making this gesture?โ and thatโs how the dialogue was created. The animators also worked in pairs, so they always had a companion to talk to, work with, and help with dialogue as they went. This is how most of the jokes were created, and as they had multiple animator teams, they were able to keep jokes and dialogue very fresh so the show never stagnated from using only the same couple of writers like most shows do.
For the songs Dan & Swampy themselves would pull a guitar off wall, go into the meeting room and gather anyone around, and just come up with songs on the spot right there. They would sit for a couple of hours messing around gathering input from anyone and everyone. This kept the songs fun and fresh and also kept them from stagnating or becoming boring.
Phineas and Ferb was made in a very rewarding, fun environment. Everyone who worked in the studio seemed very happy, and they loved having visitors and getting to show off and explain every aspect of the show. Everyone was kind and fun and just loved their job. I genuinely canโt accept seeing anyone saying negative things about a show that was intrinsically meant to be gratifying, fun, and wonderful for kids and adults of all ages, and stuck to that mindset throughout its entire creation process.
Edit: I forgot to add one of my favorite parts! The creators knew their animators so well that they could tell who designed which episode! To each person watching, itโs difficult to tell differences in style since itโs meant to all look the same, but the creators looked at some clips in front of us and guessed which animator pair did the clips and then they double-checked it and were correct, pointing out extremely minute details that were recognizable trademarks for each team. Clearly they had a very kind and caring and friendly environment!
Is there any food that makes you go "God, I shouldn't be eating this" and then continue to eat?
NAH, life is short and I deserve to eat ALL KINDS of tasty food be it trashy dollar menu garbage or whatever fancy nonsense I can cook on a budget!
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Every once in a while, thereโs a game that gets it right.

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me: *happens to stand between multiple light sources and casts two shadows because thatโs how shadows work*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
me: *hears a ticking clock but canโt immediately locate the source of the noise*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
me: *sees a gas mask in any context ever*
my brain, still to this day, every single time:
Me: *sees a stone angel statue*
My brain, still to this day, every single time:
I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotardย
Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeerย
#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in
Iโm on mobile, somebody edit them into this please
Y'all take too long
Homosexuality explained in a German Childrenโs Book
Its my personal belief that the โbut how do you explain it to the kids?โ crowd, has never explained anything to a child in their lives.
In my experience, they just donโt want their kids to know about it.
Quick addition: in german the word for friend and boyfriend are the same, so he might already be implying that he knows of their relationship early on and!!!
Where it says: โLove is the only way to achieve happinessโ it actually says โLove is the most beautiful way to achieve happinessโ
Itโs actually an American childrenโs book (which has been translated into German, obviously) called Daddyโs Roommate, by Michael Willhoite.
It was the 2nd-most challenged book in libraries in the US in the 1990s, because people kept trying to have it banned.

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If you donโt feel any need to reblog this unfollow me.
Seriously what the fuck you spent money on those donate to a homeless shelter instead you fucking demons
This is more common than you may think. Many urban areas that have high homeless populations are using โdefensive architectureโ more and more. Sloped and divided benches to keep the homeless from sleeping on them. Spikes placed in sheltered areas where they tend to stay. City planners argue they are only trying to relocate the homeless, pushing them to see out shelters and homeless centers. But that rings hollow. They just want them out of sight. I donโt have a simple, easy solution. But this isnโt it. Making things harder for the homeless does not help them.
All these corporations have so much money to spend it on putting spikes on places where homeless people sleep yet absolutely NOTHING goes to those who are homeless. This country really doesnโt give a fuck about the well being of homeless people at all
this is heartbreaking fr .
By the way you can remove these spikes with wither a sledgehammer and a heavy metal spike (sharpened crowbar with a downwards slant and the handle removed or something similar) or a concrete saw if youโve got one of those. Itโs illegal to do but it also only takes about an hour if there arenโt too many spikes.
Alternatively, if you put a mattress over them they become useless, although you do risk having the city take the mattress. Normally they donโt reinstall the spikes if you keep removing them.
As for the benches, a concrete or hand held circular saw can cut off the arm rests of the benches with too many arm rests to sleep on. Just remember: Wear protective goggles and practice proper safety if using power tools. All of this stuff can be bought at Home Depot or your local variant of Home Depot.
For legal purposes I have to advise you that this is illegal and Iโm not advising you to do this.
remember: they canโt catch you if youโre faster than they are!
Also!! If you wear a hard hat- orange construction vest and carry a clipboard people are more likely to believe your legit and not call the cops on you
ok, that last one is pretty good advice
I donโt know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
dis bitch
โVerifiable factโ ๐ญ๐
Iโd PISS ON HER tbh
btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Clausย is based on, was a black guy
and we donโt know exactly what jesus looked like, but hereโs an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time
DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU
I want this post everywhere
jesusย was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based offย of his son, cesareย borgia.
the reasonย โjesus is whiteโ is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.
Ooh, interesting historical note.
I donโt usually share posts like this but I always want to piss off Megan Kelly
Canon Santa not fanon Santa
โJesus was a white man tooโ
Whoโs gonna tell her-
my dash is really really dead so if you like shows like:ย brooklyn 99, the good place, parks and rec, the office, superstore, julie and the phantoms, the rookie, schittโs creek, zoeyโs extraordinary playlist, this is us, etc.ย then reblog this and iโll follow you!!
these ones
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas
here are the ones who run the factories
and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
the best comical relief ever
No, you have to watch this
AMEST I BOVVERED??
Yall gotta understand, this is why Britain went wild when Catherine Tate wound up as a companion. Before Donna, there was Comic Relief. Tate and Tennant have done other stuff together too, and theyโre always GOLD.

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memeception
WEโVE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
Iโve saidย โI hate thisโ so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, becauseย โI hate thisโ is just shorthand forย โthis is an example of a meme given a twist I wasnโt expecting with intent to surpriseโ. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But thisโฆ This is something else.
The rapidity of a memeโs introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, youโll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. Itโll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeareโs jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
โฆ.I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - thatโs one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (โtake the breadsticks and runโ) is a reference to the tumblr meme โstuffing breadsticks into my purseโ. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. thatโs meme two (2)
โman door hand hook car doorโ is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the genericย โstuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill usโ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
โgunโ isโฆ yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to โman door hand hook car doorโ for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomesย meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think iโve ever seen. the initialย โyoung manโ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock memeย โgunโ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasnโt going to reblog this, but @pagesofkennaโs comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpgโs format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000โs rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
Iโm not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new languageย
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD IโM GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDNโT EXPECT MORE IโM SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING โthis one does not spark joyโ TO THIS VERSION SAYING โthis one sparks joyโ
well i added my contribution : )
whyโ
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
โYouโre in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?โ โOh yeah, sure.โ โCan you explain it to me?โ โI absolutely fucking cannot.โ
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someoneโs going to ask me to explain this and Iโm going to be at a loss.jpg for words
(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )
Yo, I added more layers.
24 layers!
Oh my fucking god-
It took longer to do this than Iโm willing to admit.
Iโm sorry-
What the fuck? It got longer?
My terrible contribution
26 LAYERS?!?!
Holy fucking shit thereโs more
I
I thought this stopped at the car on the highway
I, for one, am not sorry.
The Definitive Editionโข๏ธ
Does this make sense? No.
Do I care? Also no.
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN S C R E E N S H O T S
Last time I saw this post, it was like ten memes
This post really evolved
ALL ๐๐พ OF ๐๐พ THEM ๐๐พ
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
Except for the image of the woman holding a machete to the manโs throat.
It is established that the image comes from a film, so itโs not an actual event.
Link: x
Otherwise, all of these powerful images are great and deserve further support!