Rattleboneses

If your boyfriend is on the version of YouTube where Mr.Beast exists, consider throwing the whole man away and trying again with someone else.

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

couple years ago i made a post listing a bunch of silly joke political ideologies and one of them was like "queer sex positive feudalism" and i was blissfully unaware that this basically describes the setting of vast swathes of the modern fantasy genre. Stop That

Me when the Karrakin Trade Baronues

“you’re such a ray of sunshine!” thanks! one day i chose to act happy and then i kept choosing it over and over and over and over until the neurological pathways formed like desire paths in the thicket. i dug and clawed my nails into the grooves of my brain and carved out joy. i retouch it every day.

genuinely why the hell does anyone live in gotham

"oh the rent's cheap" girl they have demons and gangs and radioactive bullshit and literal curses out here. they should be paying ME just to EXIST near gotham. "low rent" my fucking ass

I love that, through Batman, we have people realizing just what living near a modern city center is like.

We regret to inform the public that Robo-Ky has never once been polite in his entire existence

eebie wa aboowa!! bababababbaa

Finally, some good Public Access inspiration.