I'm a travelling man.

this image has a powerful hex on it. if it were not for the salt circle i keep around my laptop i would be facing seven years of torment right now

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

focus all of your chakra into your asshole

Platonic Kisses Are Important

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

……you can go now

duolingo is great for self esteem. it tells me to click the translation of ‘woman’ below a picture of a woman and now i’m 7% fluent in spanish. merci.

game of the year

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it