What rises from my footsteps will be great forests

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

why are all the factions so whitewashed. why are we pretending crows are the good guys. why are the dalish and veiljumpers so chill about the evanuris. why is everyone so friendly???? like bro i want to feel conflicted about my decisions - let me fuck up let me choose a lesser evil that is still evil. i don't want to be forced to be a good guy 100% of the time

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

Type of shit a cat walking on two legs would wear

you get me

I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

different color shirt bad

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand