Fungal Freak

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

Always reblog peent.

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

Ah yes, just as God intended them to

Their mighty works will rival those of Babel

just had an amazing sleep paralysis experience wherein i looked above my bed and there was a green prompt box thing that said “reveal ghost” and of course my dumbass clicked on it and scary eyes slowly faded in as i tried to squirm around in fear and couldnt move like. man thats stupid you deserve whatever happens to you at that point

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you