✸ratmeat whenever I feel like it✸

I hate it

Bob has a lifesize cardboard cutout of Boxcutter lmao!! If we include ratmeat as Bob’s irl ship, it can be like that meme of “Me, my husband, and his lifesize cardboard cutout of a fictional serial killer”

also I headcanon that Boxcutter is like a B-tier franchise, not like a major blockbuster or something. So there’s kind of a fandom but not a whole lot of x reader content. Poor Bob

Awwwhh poor Bob, I imagine him checking every fanfic website possible and finding almost nothing LMAO. Then there's like this one writer who wrote a bunch of that stuff several years ago and he feeds on those to survive GIGGLES

I bet Box Cutter is his phone lock screen /silly

And ohmygod I absolutely needed to draw that first thing HEJHEHAHAHA