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penandinkprincess

truly few things instantly put me in a bad mood more than humidity

WHY is the fucking AIR out here TOUCHING ME

get OFF

thememedaddy

Me, a grown-ass adult man just had the time of their life playing a widdle baby game for babies.

I've had a stressful couple of weeks dealing with boring grown-up stuff like work, finances and relationship stuff. I got off work at 11pm and spent more than half an hour staring at my over-bloated and under-played (thanks humble bundle) steam library trying to find something fun to play.

I ended up sorting my library (well, the portion that is playable on linux with a controller) by their steam reviews and the number #1 result was a lil game called Lil Gator Game.

It's a short, simple platformer/adventure game about a child and their big sister who's back home for fall break from college, but is too busy with grown-up stuff to play childish games with her younger sibling like they used to.

The story isn't deep or epic or larger than life, but it was the best goddamned 3 hours of videogame that I've experienced for quite a while.

If you're a jaded, tired and stressed out mess like I sometimes tend to be; pick up a silly game for babies and give it a try. It can really make your day. (thanks, humble bundle)

#gaming #video games #lil gator game #adulting

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dirusional

olen ollut väärässä. paras suomen sana on perstuntuma

ratlesstouille

Perstuntumalle on muissa kielissä muita termejä (esim, gut feeling), kun taas käsittääkseni kalsarikännit on suomenkielelle uniikki termi

ratlesstouille

Why the fuck do my own posts show up in my following tab???

Like wtf tumblr? Do you really think so lowly of me that I wouldn't be able to remember what I've posted?

...actually you might have a point

ratlesstouille

No but really, can I unfollow myself? It's not like anyone else is

Why the fuck do my own posts show up in my following tab???

Like wtf tumblr? Do you really think so lowly of me that I wouldn't be able to remember what I've posted?

...actually you might have a point

i-am-a-fish

beautiful people love reading this post. beautiful people also love scrolling past this post and not seeing it. beautiful people just love coming into contact with this post indirectly or directly but it always makes it to them even if it only appears on their screen for a split second

domexaz

What if I am ugly

i-am-a-fish

yaint

ratlesstouille

I truly hate the fact that "yaint" is a comprehensible piece of language.

christianstepmoms

Zyns for dogs

ratlesstouille

I think that' just Zyns my dude (Don't feed nicotine to dogs tho)

Notice: I am not a veterinarian, a doctor, a medical researcher or a smart human overall. The following does not constitute medical, legal, financial or really any other form of advice.

After a bit of research (since apparently any question you ask chatGPT that includes the words "human" and "LD50" will result in a "help is available"-message), it seems like the lethal dose of nicotine per kg of bodyweight is very similar in both humans and dogs, so in theory a very large dog probably could use a zyn without dying, but it's still very much not advisable.

Notice: The following can be taken as general life advice.

Don't feed nicotine to dogs or any other animals.

christianstepmoms

I am going to dog shelters and mixing in Snus and Chaw to all the dogs wet food right now.

ratlesstouille

You do you as long as you don't cite me as a source of inspiration in a court of law

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Zyns for dogs

ratlesstouille

I think that' just Zyns my dude (Don't feed nicotine to dogs tho)

Notice: I am not a veterinarian, a doctor, a medical researcher or a smart human overall. The following does not constitute medical, legal, financial or really any other form of advice.

After a bit of research (since apparently any question you ask chatGPT that includes the words "human" and "LD50" will result in a "help is available"-message), it seems like the lethal dose of nicotine per kg of bodyweight is very similar in both humans and dogs, so in theory a very large dog probably could use a zyn without dying, but it's still very much not advisable.

Notice: The following can be taken as general life advice.

Don't feed nicotine to dogs or any other animals.

#Don't give nicotine to dogs

Having a real good fever is a fever dream.

Last night I was thinking to myself both in third person and the plurals of multiple different persons.

An example of an actual thought I had during a semi-lucid moment: "He wants to take a hot shower, but we know better, for steam loosens phlegm in our lungs and coughing hurts our head"

#fever #getting down with the sickness #oh wah ah ah ah

alleesaur

rolling rolling rolling

ratlesstouille

#seapiggoesbrrrrr

cookthepenguin

The adhd urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

ratlesstouille

Haha (I have never felt this seen. (It is a real problem though (In highschool I missed a perfect grade on an essay due to excessive parentheses (it was apparently "repetitive" (wait it's recursing (oh god (oh fuck))))))) that's funny.

Password managers are so cool.

I can barely believe that my ADHD ass now has the ability to simply just log in to some old ass obscure account that I made 4 days ago without resetting the password through email.

#adhd #adhd brain #my brain is a sieve and the gremlin that holds it is panning for shitposts

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There are very few hobbies that involve research on the topic of bee reproduction.

Turns out that running a game of D&D is one of them.

#Dnd #D&D #bees #beekeeping #Bee fucker #Grognak the slayer covers in fear of Cobb the Bee-fucker

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