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just had implied sex offscreen

now would be the absolute funniest time for tumblr to unban porn

my opinion on quantum physics is that we should stop looking into it. it’s none of our business and frankly the particles seem to agree

scientists should walk away really exaggerated and call out ‘OK! i guess i’ll stop researching quantum physics…’ and then when the particles relax, they whip around super fast like a kid who just watched Toy Story trying to trick their toys into acting alive

Isn’t that already how it’s studied

saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby

30 trips around the sun and im still surprised when the days get shorter after a long summer like the nights already feel much cooler now and soon it'll be dark at 4 in the afternoon and i'll go wow man look how dark it is and it's only 4 and come spring ill realize that wow you can actually tell the days are getting longer and warmer isnt that crazy and in the summer i'll be lying in bed at 11 thinking woah it's still not dark out and then in september ill say to myself phew that sure was a long summer you can already tell the days are getting shorter and ill remember this post and maybe ill go look for it and reblog it and dear reader, i for one hope that we both live to see it

How the hell did you do this and can I please get one

the best part is the motion blur implies he’s actively accelerating down the road sideways