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yknow when I said "I hope Mob Psycho 100 gets more recognition" I didn't expect "Eric Trump gets mad that Shigeo appears when you google image search 'mob' instead of actual IRL angry mobs" to be the direct result of the monkey's paw curling inwards

The cicadas screeching for pussy really set the tone

baby girl im trying to torment you with visions

lee harvey oswald is back from the dead, and this time he’s looking to suck cocks

The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex

the cheap vampire fangth thay ON during thex

actually nobody has to contribute anything incredible to society in order to have the right to exist 

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

I was shocked and appalled when I learned that jesters were actually well regarded and rich in a monarchy. I thought they were my allies 😡

#-ppl becoming disillusioned with celebrities behavior in covid lockdown

In the modern age "official fools" are also known as "twitter verifieds"

You know those things that people install for their desktops where it will be like an anime character who walks around and will mess with whatever you have open and move your desktop icons etc, imagine going to online school and one of them closes your zoom call during class

*rejoins call* sorry guys that was my digital sauske he was pulling a prank on me lol ok anyways so what were u saying about quantum physics 

2. Eat Hot Chip

3. Lie

tommy and Timmy are adults right like they run a store

Fuck yeah

fuck hot weather and anybody that loves it

When the weather is hot and sticky that’s no time dunk your Dicky but when the frost is on the pumpkin that’s the time for Dicky Dunking!!