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me, forcing all my followers to look at my hellblazer content:

u will look at him

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It's like he only has two modes, ominous as fuck or vomiting off the side of a boat and crying in an alley. He can never just be a normal dude and honestly same

It's part of what makes him such a special little guy <3

#shut up beth

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Hellblazer #143

#prev... yeah #john constantine #hellblazer

thelaughingmagician

Hellblazer #143

#prev... yeah #john constantine #hellblazer

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was your pet expensive to get?

yes

no

not the most expensive but not the cheapest either

for free

it was a gift

found it outside

traded for something

results

Remaining time: 3 days 3 minutes

#my boys were £20 each so cheap id say #but i also just spent £350 on vet bills this week so.. more of a long term investment

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So I'm working on a College professor AU for John and Chas but I'm stuck trying to figure out what they'd teach?? What do you think they'd teach??

I could see John teaching Latin, I've written him being a Latin lecturer before (put him through an arc where he tried to retire and get a normal job that didn't last for obvious reasons lol)

As for Chas though.. that's a difficult one. He's not really the academic type so I could see him teaching a trade of sorts? Maybe mechanical engineering to tie back to his driving history?

#shut up beth

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I've never been much of a football fan and I know supporting them has apparently been a bit controversial online but fuck it

RAHHH COME ON ENGLAND!!! 🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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I made this post while laying in bed listening to the drunks outside singing wonderwall. It was beautiful <3

#shut up beth #if this is what you're rooting against then you lose Johnstantine privileges. he's one of us <33

I've never been much of a football fan and I know supporting them has apparently been a bit controversial online but fuck it

RAHHH COME ON ENGLAND!!! 🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#shut up beth

i named one of my rats John because im so obsessed with teh character

unlike my favorite stinky comic guy, John the rat is very sweet and nice and has never done anything wrong in his entire life <3

Ohh what a gorgeous baby boy!! Please give him a little kiss or a treat from me <3

#shut up beth #rats

I got so many good drajohm asks I'm going to try and compile them together with some art bc they're giving me fun ideas. It might take a little while because this heat is killing me, but just know I've seen them and love them <3

#shut up beth

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CHAS was their best knight? Damn, must've been some pretty slim pickings...

Don't be mean to him!! He's a very talented and special boy!

... but yea, you can't expect much from a village whose biggest problem is an alcoholic dragon that can't even fly

#shut up beth

would the other people from the village drajohn lives near, actually mind him or be afraid of him, or would it be more like

"oh shite here it comes the drunkard lizard again"

I think initially the villagers feared the dragon and sent their greatest knight (Chas) to slaughter it, but ofc that didn't pan out. Now the village just.. deals with this beast coming into town and causing problems. Other knights have tried to vanquish the pest, but somehow this big dumb lizard keeps fooling them and getting away

#shut up beth

Ye old Oktoberfest but it’s Drajohn being an absolute menace and drinking all the beer. Man I love me a funky little lizard creature.

Drinks all the beers, eats all the food, breaks the tables, falls asleep in the middle of it all with no regrets

... I'm starting to realise this au is basically just medieval untitled goose game, except the goose is a funky lizard creature

#shut up beth

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 6

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GRACE IS ON THE VERGE OF LOOSING CMON PEOPLEEEEE DO IT FOR THE WET CAT

#stanley. obliterate that twink

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Epic Rat Battles of History

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#rats

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Your DraJohn post reminded me of this guy 🤣

That's him! He's just a giant fat possum lizard!

#shut up beth

How many barrels worth of beer would it take to get drajohn drunk?

More than Chas can afford to pay the tavern for (drajohn stole them)

#john constantine #hellblazer #chas chandler #drajohn #my art #fanart

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