Rat Packs

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

I am a beautiful woman and I deserve to eat two enormous pastries before 9 am

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

some people treat romantic love like it’s the only meaningful thing life has to offer and that’s so weird to me.. there’s so much more out there

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality