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vibe check! *eats your heart and absorbs your powers*

lucio???!?

who the hell

like, from overwatch??

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

grimes gonna b giving birth to the eraserhead baby

What if you had one bathroom per astrological sign

Still better than gendered bathrooms because at least astrology is real

sometimes I scroll through my blog and…I’d block me

… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

post of the decade