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before net neutrality dies and i have to pay a 75 cent fee every time i post i just want to say i always hated you all

before net neutrality dies and i have to pay a 75 cent fee every time i post i just want to say i always hated you all

hes so gay…..

who

the boy reading this….

What the fuck am I looking at

blanket from hell, texture made of evil

woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible*

woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible*

the biggest lie we were told as kids was to respect everyone when the only ppl we should respect are janitors and waitresses. everyone else we should just brawl with

It’s 17°F in Toronto you ninny

Well that’s what you signed up for, Jacob from Toronto. I, on the other hand… did not.

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

Me just now, cradling an enormous puffball mushroom in my arms like a swaddled babe, careful not to tear its soft and yielding flesh, walking through a graveyard: “You and I have much in common, my friend. You are nearer to animal than plant. Did you know that? We are cousins.”