Owner actually feels kinda bad, threading their fingers through bunny’s fur. They got a new pet, but not for innocent reasons. Their pup has been having some…behaviors lately. Chewing things, growling, toy aggression. Even snapping at owners hand and trying to knock owner over to mount.
“He needs an outlet. Have you tried a bunny? They’re not aggressive, and they have a lot of stamina. Your pup will be so well behaved after knotting a fluffy tailed angel.”
He was skeptical at first, but the more research he did on it the more he found. Forums and threads of owners raving about how a bunny changed their pups completely. The first couple of times were rough on the bun, puppy’s don’t know how to be gentle yet, but they seem to all bounce back. Owners post pics of their pups and buns cuddling together after, both sticky and sweaty and content.
The bunny in his lap looks at him with such innocent eyes. He sighs.
“You’re a sweetheart. I promise if he gets too rough I’ll intervene but I need you to be a good pet yeah? This is what Bunny’s are made for, it’ll feel good soon.”
The first interaction goes exactly how he thought. He bully of a pup instantly tackling and pinning the bun while they squealed. Puppy tongue against bunny ears, and then hips humping wildly. It takes. More than one it takes, Bunny’s belly is swollen with pups knots and pup actually does seem calmer, grooming the bunny’s head and hugging him close.
Bunny is a whimpering mess but that’ll change soon. This is just…the new movement in puppy behavior management.














