Terrible Lair of the Feral Glizzy Gobbler

im being so serious when i say this but we need to bring back the "my genitals are none of your business" "if gender is whats in my pants then my gender is some loose change" mentality from the late 2010's because too many people on here are openly flirting with exclusionary people who spout enbyphobic rhetoric. stop caring about what people's agabs are you assholes. they literally mean nothing. they're not a zodiac sign or indicative of people's character. you are not wholly pure or wholly evil because of your assigned sex. you're just a person.

"what genitals do you have?" Is sexual harassment regardless if its from a security guard or a chronically online furry

When you’re the little spoon and you do the little butt wiggle against them, and they groan softly in your ear and grip your hips to pull you back against them. And you start grinding back and everything starts getting hot.

boys that cry when they finish. boys that say "please" when they're close. boys that get so desperate they claw at the sheets. boys that shove their face into the pillow while jerking off. boys that can't stop playing with themself even after they finish. boys. 🖤

the least dangerous and kindest folks we know are the ones with the most insane, dangerous, and fucked up kinks

What's up with the many cases of "this ancient figurine ... featuring Some ... Exaggerated Figure of Female Fertility" & it's just a fat woman. You think they didn't have big naturals in mesopotamia?

Like okay sure the proportions in question are often somewhat stylized but people are always phrasing it like it's simply impossible for someone to actually be built like that & it's like. Brother I saw a venus of willendorf at the grocery store the other day. These are just Women

therianthropy is kind of a funny concept to be honest. yes i look human but im actually a 20 foot long dragon and i want to put my entire fluffy dragon weight on you and purr so loud you feel it in your ribs. unfortunately my ability to do that is deeply limited by this weird human body

I never see fellow dragon therians this is my favorite page

its insane to me that some people get pregnant and give birth irl for real. some of YOU have done that or want to do that. that's crazy. pregnancy and birth are made up for freaks to jerk off to, real people reproduce asexually via budding

EXACTLY. I should be able to experience one day of pregnancy and labor so perverts can jerk off to me, and at the end they send me home with a cool giftcard. What is this baby nonsense

Please reblog this if you post pregnancy/birth content, bonus if it’s tmpreg and/or involving eggs! Trying to find people to follow

A lovely variety of perverts exist here on tumblr dot com (it's me, I'm perverts)

when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me

rapid pregnancy in the cowgirl position...they're on top and as they get heavier their movement slows. it's also getting harder for you to breathe with their belly weighing you down but you're just too horny to tap out yet.

Knights are very similar to working breeds and react well to phrases like "behave" and "down" and "good boy."