Something Clever

@alfredhudson​ / @cartermccarthy / @cassiaxdavis​ / @jedidiahevans​ / @rhirhiannon​

RONI: 'Twas a wild ride.

RONI: Not your type of diamonds?

RHIANNON: okay but did you break up before actually getting the ring? 'cause you might be able to pawn that for a pretty penny as part of the grieving process

CASSIA: That sounds like one whirlwind of a week!

JEDIDIAH: Yeah, he doesn't sound like good marriage material.

ALFRED: it depends on why he's single now

ALFRED: but probably

RAQUEL: We just didn't like the same things and kept arguing over dumb stuff like TV shows.

CARTER: Do you get the same benefits?

CARTER: I am still very confused by this!

CARTER: Nothing which sounds like a relief at the moment

RAQUEL: Yeah, of course. Don't worry, though. We didn't go through with it.

CARTER: I think you should move in with me. I need to keep a closer eye on you.

CARTER: What the heck happened?!

RAQUEL: Ew, why? Don't worry, dear brother. He's just some dude from work. He wanted to get that housing allowance money or some benefits or something.

JEDIDIAH: What happened?

ALFRED: Was he hot?

RAQUEL: Yeah, he was good looking.

CARTER: w h A T

RAQUEL: Hiiiii, Carter.

RAQUEL: Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

Oh yeah, you gotta get on my amazon prime level, shit is fucking amazing. This is my you’re my favorite because you understand that Kesha was talking about me when she said the party don’t start ‘til I walk in. Now how many how many thin mints are too many thin mints?

Amazon Prime! Damn, yes. I’ll be on that shit later. Hell yeah Kesha, #thejam. NGL, I only like two songs by her, though. No such thing as too many thin mints. C’monnnn.

I’m never gonna turn down the beach or any excuse to break out my dragon and flamingo floats, so like I’m down. I’ll even bring food and my ever present charm. Now who could say no to that?

What the hell, you have a dragon and flamingo floats? I want on that. And who can say no to food and that charm of yours? It’s a party now.

You do? Oh, that’s great. I’m glad I’m not his only victim. Did you get a t-shirt as well? Because I’ve grown quite fond of it already, it’s really soft.

No, I didn’t get a Tee. Man, at least I would have gotten a T! AND it’s soft!? Oh man. That’s fine. I don’t need a shirt from the likes of him.

I think it’s time to change the route for the daily walks with my dog. I just spent an hour outside the house next door as good ol’ Mr. Waldschmidt told me all about some conspiracy involving the US government, any milk you can buy at a supermarket and his vegetable garden. It was amusing at first, but I think he thinks he’s recruited me for… whatever it is he’s doing. He gave me a t-shirt with a milk bottle on it. He couldn’t afford the red cross he wanted on it, so I had to promise I’d add that myself. I couldn’t tell if he was having a bad trip or if he is just a Republican.

I know that guy! He’s talked to me too about that shit too. That was annoying.