Clown reblogs

Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

yeah sure whatever

it meant something to me! maybe that can be enough

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.