I Ate A Fridge Once

'This is being broadcasted across all channels. We've hit a breakthrough with the police's tactic of swatting suspicious homes. The creature has been found and detained, and is being transported to police headquarters. They've told us it took eight tranquilizers and a tazer to detain the creature properly. We were unable to get a lot of footage of the beast as it was already being loaded into the detention vehicle when our camera crew arrived on the scene. But from what they had told us they had seen, it was "unconscious, very muscular, and covered in stitches, scars and bruises." They can confirm that this is the same creature from the Empire State Accident as the chief states:'

"The damn thing's shell was all torn up. it looked like it's healed a bit, but that thing still has the huge gap in the middle of it's shell or whatever it is that I remember from that night."