WORLDWIDE TORTURE

using eli 4 his italian farmboy upbringing so i can have a little farm n do none of the work

when gucci mane says go white girl its ya birthday i like 2 think hes talking abt me 

batman shuld have a tail so he looks like a little kitty lol catboy 

we have a LOT of property tho. yard is huge n we have a lot of old oak trees that r being SWALLOWED by spanish moss. theres like a broken ass shed barn thing way back in the back yard n im 2 scared to go in it cuz i feel like if i do im gonna find like a real big roach 

idk. i want 2 have a housewarming party cuz its nice n we have like a cute little porch n at night u can hear what i think are “”””dogs””” in the sense that whatever they are definitely wants u to think theyre dogs 

its prolly haunted also. when elis at work shit moves around n its not the dog. but when hes here it doesnt happen so i think mayb ghosts r scared of elis vibes 

we moved btw so now we live in mf tennessee sticks n the house is kind of a fixer upper but it looks like a clapboard horror house where u get murdered on the outside and inside it has my miku figures 

i miss jason ): (husbns mortal enemy not my icon) 

bro dont fuckn join mommy groups on fb they all name their fuckin kids shit like Braxley n if u say u cant wait 2 not b pregnant anymore so u can snort ket and pound 8 beers they get rlly mad 

my husband That Guy