I'm,,,, BiSchnitzual,,,,,,

its so funny when people are like "omg she's just using her status as a trans woman as a shield against criticism!". hey check out myawesome magnetic shield that attracts every bullet in a 100 mile radius

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

basically as soon as he hears “i wish that this wish and all subsequent wishes…” the genie knows his whole day is fucked

“I wish that this wish and all subsequent wish(es) that any and all deing(s), entitie(s), and/or creature(s) with and/or without corporal forms ask and/or command of you as being(s), creature(s), and/or entitie(s) with phenomenal cosmic power(s) is and will be based on the wish maker's intention(s), the wish maker's whole intention(s) and only the wish maker's intention(s) and not in any way(s), shape(s), and/or form(s) based on the language(s) used to Express and/or communicate said wish(es)”

The fun thing about Queer as an identifier is they cant chop you off or reorganize you into obscurity. Queer is for everyone. You cant cut the T off of a Q.

Legitimately this is exactly why “queer is a slur” is a TERF dog whistle. They don’t want people reclaiming queer because queer is too inclusive for them to easily exclude people

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass