this quintessence of dust

i got bit by a radioactive shrimp at walmart and now i have super bad posture

But you can fry rice like nobody's business

It really pisses me off that naberius tern, who trained his whole life to use the rapier, will never know that Gideon, who nearly beat him, only trained with it for three months

But it really makes me sad that Aiglamene, who kept disarming Gideon in three moves during training and declared her up to the standard of the worst cavalier, will never know she disarmed Magnus Quinn, a perfectly respectable cavalier, in three moves.

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

addicted to overanalyzing music and applying it to my ocs

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

the siege warfare princess wants to come over to your house and play ^_^

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible