i loev to inter net.

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

will the person who dropped a novella in my inbox about the dick sizes of various stardew valley characters please for the love of christ consider making their own post

This is such a finely aged post

saw an opinion i disagreed with and didn’t say anything about it. +350XP

typed out a whole response and then took a deep breath and deleted it. +2000XP +500G

and that’s a great decision to make, op!

you are so bad at roleplaying as a cursed amulet

lets all suckle silently from the great teat of life for a bit

guys. silently.

went to a michael's only michael meeting thought it might be nice to convene with my fellow michaels but guess what WRONG I got kicked out because my full name is 'michael hunter' and it was 'scaring some of the michaels what if i am a michael hunter' ???? they clearly just don't like me??? fuming right now. i'll show them a michael hunter. i'll show them all

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

failed

yeah okay ill reblog that

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking