Random Shit

lesbian fujoshis are some of the world’s most powerful people. women making those boys kiss not out of any love for the boys but purely out of a love for the game.

There are many animals I expect to see in caves, but I can confidently say that this was not one of them.

The elephants yearn for the mines

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

The way the quality just abruptly downgrades with an unreadable yet absurd expression on their face really sells this

i've done my part and voted. what's left for me to do now other than post destiel election memes

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment