frog gigging is when you go out and hunt bullfrogs with a long spear and secretly have sex with your best friend

what I would do with the first draft of my manifesto, I'd put a couple of gay scenes in there to see if people were reading it

if you're trans, we support you 100%

You will find love, you will find friendship. Henry Lee Lucas' story can be YOUR story

Start writing a manifesto. Here's a couple of things you can begin with: "To all those who didn't believe in me'', ''My own personal revolution'', and "I'm taking you all with me"

the pythons and anacondas usually kill by squeezing you to death, so you go into cardiac arrest, die from the lack of oxygen. but occasionally snakes will begin to swallow their victims after the squeeze, while they're still alive. that's why you never go into the woods or the forest without a flute

I love abortions, I think they should be mandatory

you'd be amazed of what you can spin into a sexual fetish if you have to 

Ted Kaczynski would want me to have these pretzels

physical appearance is not the only thing that made his body a wasteland of unfortunate conditions

2014 is gonna be a good year

If you have a captive in your attic - just for Christmas - let them go!

if you see someone who needs a smile - go up to them and say "hey, I'll touch your dick"

60% of the guys on the road just killed 8 women. drive carefully

Happy Halloween! make crooked love underneath a tall, dark tree