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Facebook post by Paige Leitman
"I would like to put this in context for you. A synagogue in Beverly Hills was vandalized and the Torah scrolls were damaged. Let me explain how serious this is to the Jews.
Damaging a Torah is not like damaging a bible, even an expensive and valuable one.
A Torah scroll is written, BY HAND, with a quill, and specially prepared ink on specially prepared animal hides. Every one. It takes a scribe the better part of a year to write it, and there are special calligraphic standards. ALSO if the scribe screws up one single letter, the whole scroll must be destroyed. They are not mass-produced. You won't find them in your nightstand in a hotel.
A Torah scroll is a historic object. For instance, many of them are hundreds of years old and few new ones are made. The Torah in my temple was smuggled out of a Jewish town in Russia before it was burned to the ground. Bibles are mass-produced and have been for years. There are a few priceless bibles. EVERY Torah scroll is a historic object.
A Torah scroll is HELLA expensive. Many are literally priceless - as in no amount of money can buy them. They are gifted, loaned, and tracked carefully. A person doesn't own one - a person really can't. ONE. There are too few and they are too valuable for one person (generally speaking). A **congregation** owns one. ONE. Unlike bibles where each congregant may own many copies.
A Torah scroll is paraded proudly around the synagogue while people stand in respect and sing the special Torah-appreciation song. People reach out their prayer shawl or prayer book to touch it so it's not accidentally gotten dirty by someone's hand. People on the edges of the pews that touched the Torah "transfer" the touch by touching prayer shawls or prayer books to their neighbors and then kiss that book spine or prayer shawl because THAT is how important a Torah scroll is.
The Torah is so valuable that we do not touch the scroll with a hand while reading it. We have a special pointer stick, often with a tiny sculpture of a human hand at the end, made of metal or wood, to hold one's place in the line of text just so your hands don't accidentally get dirt on it, and so generations of use don't smudge the text.
The Torah scroll has specially made rollers to put it on, a special belt to put around it, a decorated velvet or brocade cover to put over it, and the gold and silver crowns are placed on the top of the rollers. Every one of them. ALL of them. It is a huge production to make. We literally put jeweled crowns on every Torah.
The Torah must be held in a special ark, which is a huge and valuable large cabinet. Every single one. You can't just throw it in a nightstand, a backpack, or a classroom.
The Torah is so spiritually important to us that we will never allow it to be in the dark. A special light burns in every sanctuary, never to be extinguished (nowadays with special generators in case of a power outage). My last name is Leitman, which meant my family were the people who showed up at the sanctuary in snowstorms, in the middle of the night, to make sure that light never went out. Just keeping the Torah under light is a job so important that it becomes a family legacy for the rest of the line.
In Judaism, you need a minimum quorum of ten Jews to have official prayers. The Torah is so important, it's considered as counting for a whole Jew so you need only 9 if you have Torah scrolls.
Sure SOME folks are buried with bibles. However, when a Torah scroll is damaged beyond repair, the SCROLL ITSELF gets a full Jewish burial. Individual cemetery plot in a place of honor, a full headstone, a nice casket. Everyone shows up and mourns. It's a big honkin' deal and hugely expensive, but they are THAT important.
Anything less than this and a Torah is not considered kosher and may not be used in a synagogue. Yes, there are plenty of knock offs out there to buy that are machine printed, or not calligraphied appropriately, or whatever. But they're not real.
Please, I beg you, don't say a Torah is anything like a bible or that Torahs are treated like bibles are treated. Vandalism of Torah scrolls is a HUGE thing."
I saw this on facebook, and it’s important, but there are a few details that are off. Individuals can and do own Torah scrolls -it’s a big freaking deal, they’re massively expensive, and there’s little utility to it, but it’s still a thing. Congregations can, and often do, own more than one -being able to dedicate a Torah to a synagogue is a Big Deal (often done by or in honor of a couple who’ve been married several decades), and there are multiple occasions throughout the year when we read different bits from different scrolls.Â
To add some details about how important they are to us -if a Torah is dropped, the people who were there for it fast, if they are medically able to do so. I know multiple people who are fasting just because they saw the pictures from this -they’re... awful. When a Torah is out and naked, it is covered with a special blanket or a prayer shawl, and if the Torah is up or the ark is open, people stand out of respect and remain standing until the ark is closed and any Torahs that are out are in rest positions. Many traditions never fully unroll a scroll and only ever have it open to the segment being read. In others, a single scroll is opened once a year on our most joyous holy day in order to surround or cover the children with it. I have personally met many people who have risked their lives to run into a burning or flooding synagogue and bring the Torah scrolls out safely -we have no religious obligation to do so (rather the opposite, in fact), but that is the level of symbolic significance they have.
Normally I’d just hit reblog on a post like this and not add in the extra bits. But I felt I had to, because nine Torah scrolls were desecrated at the Nessah synagogue.Â
They were stripped of their coats and belts, torn from their cases, and spread out crumpled and smudged across the floor and chairs. Just from the photos, the damage to some of them is irreparable -a letter here or there can be scratched out and rewritten, or a sheet of parchment replaced, but the damage cannot be to one of the ineffable Names.Â
The photos of the broken glass are disappointing. The photos of the tallitot pulled down and scattered across the floor are upsetting. The photos of pages torn out of siddurim and scattered about like garbage are painful.Â
The photos of Torah scrolls pulled down and crumpled uncovered on the floor, their supports broken, are a violation. And to make the whole story even more heart-rending, the community in question was founded by Iranian Jews who fled religious persecution, and the attack took place over the sabbath -the holy day of peace and rest and study.Â
I also want to point out that counting a Torah as a person in a minyan...isn’t universal. And like talk to a rabbi before doing that if rabbinic opinion matters to you.
But all the rest, yes. And the persistence of the idea that you can count a Torah really means something.
Nine? 9?
I have no words.
1) It's amazing seeing the words of one of my Facebook friends circulating here.
2) it is the most delightfully Jewish thing ever that even this post is offered with amendments and addendums. It makes me happy.
I’m tired of house hunters. No more white people choosing between 3 equally nice houses in the suburbs. Instead, I want a show about average millenials trying to find apartments in major cities. Give me a 25 year old trying to find somewhere habitable in NYC for $1k a month. Give me a grad student looking for a flat in San Francisco on their shoestring budget. Give me a young adult who just got a starter job in Paris and now has to figure out how to move there. Will joe choose the place with a couch for a bed, or will he go for the closet-sized crawl space? Will Kat manage to find some place in the city, or will she end up with a 2 hour commute? Will Chris go for the barely renovated warehouse or will he start sleeping in the break room at work? Find out next week on I Don’t Want to Be Homeless
The PolySci major vs. the English major
PolySci major: so people usually fall into the major paradigms of liberalism or realism. there are some Marxists, and they're kind of cute to the rest of us, and there are constructivists who sound like they should be talking about books and not politics. English major: shouldn't they all be realists, like *gestures towards laptop* this is a computer, not a flying pig. PolySci major: Ok, that's not what realism is in political science….
Congratulations Google Play, you've managed to make me feel emotions I don't want to feel for the second time in three days.Â
So much for not realizing/feeling when I hear certain songs.

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Demi Lovato is part hispanic and doesn't speak Spanish, now I feel much better about being part Québeçois and having shitty French.Â
Nine months ago I was one of ten people standing outside the FCC building in the pouring rain on the first day of pro-Net Neutrality protests (you can read my ethically sketchy article here:Â https://newsalanicole.wordpress.com/2014/05/07/the-internet-is-for-everyone/Â ) Two weeks later the FCC vote was in and the future looked bleak. This is a huge change, if the report comes out as people think it will, and a welcome one.Â
I have to argue about about some of these being purely Western faerietales (or faerietales at all in a few cases), but they are stunning.Â
Did you ever have a song that made you think of someone immediately upon hearing it, and then realise one day that you don't anymore? I just realised that about a song today. I didn't immediately think "I miss person x, we had really great times;" I thought "Oh wow, I'm halfway through the song and haven't thought about person x yet." It made me a bit sad because i do still miss the person, and they were a huge part of my life for a while, and will always mark a major turning point for me.Â
I swear that living with one person who hates human contact and another who doesn't like females touching her just makes me want hugs/a cuddle buddy more. And just lying in bed hugging a stuffed platypus doesn't help.Â

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No-fly regime, detention provisions to be expanded
The Conservative government wants to retool Canada’s no-fly list procedures to make it easier to prevent a suspected terrorist from boarding an airplane.
In addition, it is looking to give police greater ability to generally restrict the movements of purported extremists by lowering the threshold for obtaining a peace bond, the Canadian Press has learned.
An internal federal review of two deadly attacks on Canadian soldiers last October has also highlighted a lack of suitable laws to crack down on radicals who openly encourage others to wage terrorism.
The government plans to address these areas in legislation that was promised following the killings, said a source familiar with the review who spoke on condition of anonymity.
The legislation is expected to be introduced soon. The House of Commons is scheduled to resume Monday.
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Freedom of movement?  Not important.  You don’t like this country?  Sorry, you can’t leave.
See, I really like this country, but they'll make me leave in Dec. 2016.
I get that it's to stop potential extremists from go to places that will train them to do more harm and to prevent those who already have the capability to do harm from doing it on a broader scale, but in general no fly lists don't work well. People who shouldn't be on are prevented from going anywhere, as are people who have the same name as the intended target. Then, people who should be on the list sometimes aren't, or are but mane to get on anyway. Plus, these lists aren't international, so someone who one says is ok to fly may not be for another county. And while they will be prevented from entering that country's airspace (because passenger manifests are shared), they can also fly to a neighbouring country and enter by land, because what do you know, no fly lists don't print you crossing land borders.Â
Downton Abbey SPOILERS!
No, I am so very annoyed at Downton Abbey.Â
Mrs. Hughes turned down Joe Burns all those seasons ago, so why did she have to go and accept Mr. Carson. They're brilliant friends.
BLERG!
my absolute favorite card in Cards Against Humanity is
because of the question mark
we aren’t quite sure if it’s bees
it could be bees
it might be bees
it’s probably bees
but we just can’t be certain as to whether it is or is not bees

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Submitted by Anonymous
I don't seem to have hit that point yet, or rather I've moved away from it, because I used to have a filter, but not so much anymore
Why don't you just move here?
Upon hearing about some of the wacky/hideously behind the times stuff that goes on in the States from the two Americans in my German class (of which I am one), my prof asked, "Why don't you just move here?" We both replied that we were working on it. I feel that my prof may not understand the complexities of immigration, which is a tad sad since the other American was held up at the border for over a week because of a paperwork inconsistency on her study permit (which she's had for a year, so you would think they would have noticed before that).