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It was an average day in the digital circus, Jax and Zooble were arguing as always. But on this day something different will happen between them.

"Well at least I didn't get stupid pronouns from the pronoun store." Jax said smuggly, "Knowing you, you probably were the manager of the pronoun store and had to take all the weird ones before they expired."

Zooble calmly looked at Jax, "Actually, I do have all the pronouns." They show Jax a slip of paper with Any/All written on it. Before anything else could be said, the paper unfolds revealing dozens of different pronouns with numbers next to them.

Jax scoffed, "Wow, you really do have all the weird ones, also what are the numbers for Zoobs?"

"Every time I defeat someone in combat, I take their pronouns. So get ready to be NO/THING!" They begin to have a fistfight with Jax, everyone watches a few glorious minutes of brawling happen right in front of their eyes. The rabbit is eventually felled by Zooble the Great and Colorful. As Zooble stands over their latest pronoun victim, they claim their prize, another pair of He/Him pronouns.

However, to everyone's shock, the pronouns that appear above Jax are...

SHE/HER

Jax looks up and begins to laugh as a light from above shines down upon him, "You have taken my pronouns, and now I can finally be the christian cishet man I was meant to be!"

A tear rolls down his cheek, "I will live in God's kingdom of eternal glory and love while you all stay trapped within this purgatory!"

As he floats higher, a voice comes from the awe filled crowd, "WAIT!"

It's Gangle, she's holding her notebook up, "You can't be heterosexual, you asked me to draw men kissing each other several times!"

Jax stops his ascension and looks down at Gangle before falling back to this digital sinful earth. He hits the ground and lays there for a moment, tears filling his eyes, Ragatha approaches him and says, "Jax, your lust has prevented you from reaching the gates of heaven." Caine appears, "That's right! In this very moment you were tested by God to see if you could resist your sexual urges and you failed! So you're stuck here for a lot longer!"

Jax begins to cry, he almost escaped this hell only to be brought back. He gets up and walks out of the amazing digital church. Pomni follows him as he leaves, "Even though you're a sinner, God still loves you and will give you a second chance."

"Pomni, I don't care about God anymore, from here on out I'm an atheist and you can't convince me otherwise." Pomni stands there as Jax walks away somberly, even though this purple rabbit freak has abandoned God and may not come back to his light any time soon. Pomni has faith that one day her friend Jax will return and repent for being a little bitch.