Describe the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen, in three words.

just like bart

i hate this post bc i just put my phone down with this open on my dash and my mom came by and read it and got genuinely angry and i had to explain why it’s a joke

there are two kinds of cats

I think you broke your cats…

please delete this im trying not to fucking cry in public

Gollum wasn’t driven insane by the ring, he only ate fish for 500 years and had mercury poisoning as well as serious vitamin D deficiency

that’s just how old people are

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

furry firefighter (they’re wearing a fire fighter uniform over a dalmation fursuit): *picks up the hose* OwO what’s this?? *sprays it at a burning building* :3!!!!

i douche my ass with milk tea so that when someone eats my ass its sweet and little pieces of boba pop out of my ass and into their mouth

im not a complicated person. a funny ape picture here, a little pee joke there, maybe even a silly sound… that’s enough for me to have a good time