Anything Rami

why the FUCK have you reminded me of this TRAGEDY

Mmm daddy lick those lips and fuck me up real good 👌👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥🔥😏😏😏😏

I take it you don't like his shoes

I love how Sam is always more into Elliot's character than Rami is

Babyyyyy

And the stubble the stubble makes this even better

Ok but look at how cute this is like he's so cute wtf

imagine rami malek doing a separate load of laundry for all his socks. after they get out of the dryer he sits down with his laundry brush and carefully, lovingly, brushes the lint off of each sock before folding them up neatly and placing them in his Sock Drawer. all this is happening to the tune of rami’s zen sock-brushing playlist he made specifically for this process

Titled "Sweet Tunes for Sock Brushing" so as to not get it confused with his shoe polishing playlist, since most of the songs are the same.

imagine rami’s groupon for 50% off his next sushi order is about to expire in 20 minutes

WHO RUNS LIKE THAT OML

imagine rami malek getting pulled over because his license plate is expired. the police officer gets out and, as he walks up to the offender’s car, notices the driver looks a little familiar. rami rolls down his window and lifts his sunglasses up off his face. pretending not to recognize rami from the last time he pulled him over for a broken tail light, the officer nervously tells rami that his license plate is expired and he’s gonna have to give him a ticket. ‘are you sure you want to do that, adrian?’ rami asks as he slowly licks the salt from his french fries off his fingers, not breaking eye contact with officer adrian the entire time

i like how this implies that officer adrian looks exactly like rami and that’s why rami’s flirting w him

I'M SO CONFUSED

This is my new official favorite post

imagine rami malek settling onto his couch for the night with his laptop, trying to search tweets on twitter by typing ‘rami malek sexy’ into the box. it takes him a few minutes before he realizes he actually tweeted that and it has amassed thousands of retweets already. even after he deletes it people on the street won’t stop yelling ‘RAMI MALEK SEXY!’ at him

I feel like this is real wtf