just rami malek things

imagine rami malek's third nipple

imagine rami malek on the mr. robot set asking sam esmail if he can go to the bathroom, since they've been shooting for 5 straight. he says yes and rami immediately runs into the bathroom and begins shoving a granola bar into his mouth, his rabid hunger overtaking him. after playing elliot all day his blood sugar was falling with every passing minute

imagine rami malek yelling in horror when he returns to his house after months of mr. robot shooting only to find out that his basil plant has died. he collapses to his knees in front of the offending plant, caressing its shriveled brown leaves. he's about to leave the angriest voicemail ever to his brother for not adhering to his strict watering schedule he left on his fridge

imagine rami malek noticing a gap in his floorboards and pulling back the wood panels to find dozens of newspaper articles from the 1930s about the great bread shortage of ‘32. as rami gazes at the photos under the headlines he suddenly notices a man who looks exactly like him, staring back at present-day rami. rami gasps and spills his mug of oolong tea in surprise

imagine rami malek trying to quietly take a shit in a public bathroom. he tries to distract from his situation by loudly pretending to cough, but he accidentally ends up in an actual 4-minute coughing fit that gets everyone else in the bathroom worried for whomever the poor soul in the middle stall is. when he finally gets out everyone asks rami if he’s okay as he runs out of the bathroom before someone recognizes him

imagine rami malek on a long flight watching beauty and the beast, quietly sobbing into his complimentary blanket because he just loves happy endings so much. wiping his tears away and trying to collect himself, he calls the flight attendant over and asks if he could get another mini bottle of red wine

imagine rami malek at the grocery store chatting up the guy at the meat counter about foodborne illnesses. 'well, i better get going,' rami says after 30 minutes have passed. he picks up his basket, which contains a single packet of gum, and walks off