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If your girlfriend doesn't suck your cock, I will đ
This wonât make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? Itâs in every pregnancy book Iâve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didnât learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff iâd reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but itâs definitely a thing.
What the fuck
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âŚ.thank you tumblr??
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I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
Hi. Kinky and a doctor here. No. This is nonsense. You would need a lot of air or a lot of pressure to cause any issue. And even if there was a tear unless it is an artery, which would bleeding like mad, up to 1ml/kg air into an actual open vein (which would also be bleeding like mad... just a bit less so) would be fine. On TV when someone injects a few bubbles into a drip? Yeah, almost certainly would do nothing. This has less risk than blowing into a cut on your hand as you would not even get the same kind of seal. As for a baby in utero, the cervical os is closed until latent phase of labour so things are not really getting in or out. Even if air gets into Mum's blood, it would cause embolism in her lungs prior to reaching placenta and then baby.
So;
1. Never put compressed gases anywhere as this is a problem due to pressure.
2.a) If something is bleeding you shouldn't mess with it until it is healed but not for this reason
b) the exception to this is menstruation which is not the same as injury (obviously), and is safe
3. Otherwise let your freak flag fly.
*The more you know!*
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Dick Pic Challenge
I recently started doing a challenge on my blog. Itâs called the Dick Pic Challenge! Here are the rules:
1) For every five dick pics you receive, you must pick one, and jerk off to it! You must also send pictures to the âwinnerâ proving that you jerked off to his cock.
2) No matter what, ALL DICK PICS must always get a response!Â
3) There is no limit to how many pics one person can send you!
4) You should come up with benefits for the same person winning multiple rounds, to encourage them sending more and more pics!Â
For example: The second time they win, they get to select what color panties they want you to wear.Â
The idea is to constantly remind you of why youâre a sissy, and what your place is!Â
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Premise: Speech Control
Just a little list of ideas that I came up with on the topic of speech control. Some of these are about in person speaking, some are about texting, some are applicable to both. Some of these Iâd like to try, some of these I have tried, some of these I would probably not want to do, some Iâm indifferent to.
Word Restrictions
No swearing.
No puns.
Only being allowed to use words once per day.Â
Only being allowed to use words from a list of pre-approved words chosen by my partner.
Not being allowed to use words from a list of off limits words chosen by my partner, but otherwise able to speak freely.
Not being allowed to use words containing a certain letter of the alphabet, but otherwise able to speak freely.
Only being allowed to use short and simple words, limited by number of letters or number of syllables, or simply at my partnerâs discretion. (Imagine typing out an entire text and being met with âhmm, I think that word might be too big for you,â and having to agree and reword what youâve said.)
Having to refer to myself in the third person.
Having to refer to my partner by a title, honorific, or nickname they have chosen.
Having to use a lowercase âiâ to refer to myself.Â
Having to use capitalized pronouns to refer to my partner.Â
Limited Speech
Only being allowed to say a certain number of words (or less) per day.
Only being allowed to say a certain number of words (or less) per text message. No double messaging, of course.
Having to keep track of how many words my partner uses, and always using less throughout the day.
Having to start each sentence with âPleaseâ and/or end it with âThank you,â even if it doesnât technically make sense.Â
Having to rhyme. Or else fulfil the requirements of some kind of specific poetry such as a haiku.Â
Having to ask permission to ask for things. âPlease may I ask to use the bathroom?âÂ
Only being allowed to say âPleaseâ and âThank you.â
Not being allowed to ask for anything.
Only allowed to speak to my partner in public.Â
Not being allowed to speak on specific topics, particularly when theyâre super relevant. For example, we go to the zoo and Iâm not allowed to talk about animals.Â
Only being allowed to say the opposite of what I mean/want.Â
Restricted Speech
Having to ask permission to speak at all, either through a non-verbal signal, or else the only thing Iâm allowed to say without permission is âPlease may I speak?â
Only allowed to speak when spoken to.
Having to be in a specific position - the more submissive or uncomfortable, the better - to speak. Additionally, having to wait in that position until I am acknowledged and allowed to speak.Â
Having to go a set length of time without speaking each day. The timer starts over each time I speak. (Imagine itâs an hour and at 55 minutes you get asked a question you canât ignore. Each attempt like that would mean you talk less throughout the day.)
When possible, set entire days, or even a weekend as âquiet time.â
Surprise quiet time. That is, a spoken or text command, âItâs quiet time,â and I am expected to be silent until I am released. (A potential training opportunity: this could happen many times throughout the day, each session lasting only a few minutes before the next.)
Starting every day without the ability to speak until I have completed my morning routine. Finishing each day by not being allowed to speak once my nighttime routine is done.Â
Having a set day of the week during which I am expected to remain silent.Â
Having a cost to speak. A mild-moderate punishment for each time I wish to speak, such as having to put nipple clamps on first or having to write lines for each time I spoke afterwards.
Having to trade my ability to speak for rewards, such as not being allowed to orgasm unless I agree to a two days of no speaking.
Trading chunks of silent time for edges. Each edge is half an hour of silence. Maybe I know before I start edging, maybe I donât.Â
Having to be silent until I have completed a task, such as linewriting, or an edging session, or even something mundane like having to stay silent on a long drive, even while playing a board game.Â
Having recurring tasks during which I am not allowed to speak, such as never being allowed to speak during meals or while watching movies.Â
Only being allowed to speak while wearing my collar.Â
Not being allowed to speak while wearing my collar.Â
Only being allowed to speak while naked.Â
No words, only sounds. Easy enough when youâre gagged, but having to make the deliberate effort to only make sounds is nice.Â
Wearing a bark collar. Each time I speak, I get shocked, until I learn not to speak while wearing it. It then becomes a very effective gag.Â
Forced to Speak
Being asked a series of questions and having to provide at least X words to answer, on topic. (It wouldnât even have to be a high number. Imagine having to use 50 words to answer a yes or no question. Even 20 might be a challenge. But being asked to say/text 300 words on why I shouldnât have an orgasm? Just a thought.)
Agreeing to X number of questions (number could be in trade for edges, or in trade for lessening a punishment) and having to answer them fully, even if itâs embarrassing. (Obviously within limits. Questions I refuse to answer donât count towards the number.)
Having a mantra to repeat every time my partner says a certain word, whether that word is part of the mantra or not. (Having someone trigger a mantra like this is great fun, especially mid-conversation, or while Iâm trying to ask for something, or while Iâm trying to explain something.)
Having to repeat after my partner, perhaps modifying pronouns. (âYou will obeyâ being modified to âI will obey.â)
Being tasked with writing up a fantasy, and then being made to read it aloud.
Being Physically Gagged
Being expected to be gagged or otherwise prevented from speaking at all times. (Ballgag might be too harsh for âat all times,â but tape is effective, too.)
Being gagged at random. Not just during scenes, but during mundane activities, such as watching a movie together or doing housework. (I like the idea of being interrupted while in the middle of something, maybe even in the middle of a conversation, and my partner simply holds out a gag. Or sitting at my desk working when my partner comes up behind me and slips my gag between my lips. Being told to kneel and open my mouth, excited to get to suck cock, and instead gagged. Comes with a bonus of being trained to readily take my gag.)Â
Being told I can only speak while being gagged, despite knowing it will be unintelligible.
Planning a voice call with my partner, but right before we begin I am instructed to put a gag on so that at no point during the call can I actually speak.
Games
Playing the quiet game, either with my partner or with another submissive. I am rewarded if I win, and punished if I lose.Â
Playing a kinky version of Taboo/Password: My partner picks a word and a length of time. I do not get to know the word, but do get to know weâre playing and for how long. My partner counts every time I use the word, and when time is up, I get punished for each use. Tons of games to be played on both sides, with my partner trying to get me to say the word, and me trying to figure out what it is. Perhaps if the time period is long enough, I get a clue to the word each day. I would probably end up speaking as little as possible to avoid it.Â
Haga are loike so good gav my mouth n u gag my brain.
You can give me one of these rules in ummm an ask if you like ummm wanna
âhmm, I think that word might be too big for you,â is an exceptionally hot sentence.
This is totally not fair! That teacher, Mr lambert, is just out to get me! Seriously. I mean, my grades have been dropping all year and I swear Iâm working just as hard and studying and stuff. Heâs just doing this to mess with me, the creep.
Last week we had a test, right, and I got an F! An F! I never got an F before! Iâm sure I revised all the right stuff, in fact I swear most of my answers were definitely right. I think he just marked them wrong to make me look bad. I really donât understand what heâs got against me.
My parents believed his shit though. The reports saying Iâve been misbehaving in class. Chewing gum, swearing, flirting and distracting the male studentsâŚitâs all bullshit! Still, my parents have been yelling at me and trying to keep me in my room. Plus they give me all these talks about saving myself and not being a slut. Iâm fed up of it!
Then today in class he took it too far. He had me stay after classes and write on the board âI will not suck dick in classâ ten times. I wasnât doing anything! Iâm not a slut who sucks guys dicks at school! That didnât matter though, and I had to do it to avoid yet another detention for something I didnât do. I went to the headteacher about this but heâs even creepier than the Mr lambert! He was licking his lips throughout the conversation. I think I should contact the policeâŚ
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IâŚI called the police and they said that if he hadnât touched me or made any kind of proposal they couldnât really do anything. The school-board were useless as well. As far as they are concerned Mr Lambert is a model teacher who is just trying to control an unruly studentâŚexcept heâs a fucking liar!
Heâs manipulating everyoneâŚespecially me! Recently he has made me stay after school more and more, writing stuff on that board. I hate him. I donât want to do anything he says, itâs all lies. I write stuff like âI will not masturbate in classâ and âI will not have inappropriate fantasies about students or members of staffâ.
Worst part isâŚitâs affecting me. I donât know itâs just thatâŚeveryone is treating me differently. My parents, other teachers, other studentsâŚtheyâre all acting as if Iâm some kind of slut. As if Iâm less than a normal personâŚfilthyâŚdisgustingâŚitâs creeping me out.
Like, last night I was trying to get to sleep and the words I was writing on the board wouldnât get out of my mind. My thoughts kept wanderingâŚthinking about the stuff I was accused of doing. I was actually imagining it. It was actuallyâŚ.wellâŚit was kind ofâŚit was getting me hot! I donât know how but I was getting wet. All of my thoughts kept coming back to Mr LambertâŚhis dickâŚ
I think I need help. My head has been swimming for a while now and Iâm startingâŚIâm starting to getâŚconfused. Itâs getting harder to tell what the truth is. His liesâŚI know theyâre liesâŚat least I think I do. I tell myself theyâre just lies but then I catch myself in class, daydreaming. Having thoughts which arenâtâŚappropriate. There were juices on my seat. Itâs notâŚitâs not like I meant toâŚIâm trying to make sense of this stuff!
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Oh wow, like, I was reading my diary from a few months ago and I sounded soooooo stupid! Like I was all paranoid and scared of nice old Mr L. I had these silly ideas that I was actually smart. I canât believe I accused him of lying about me when heâs so nice and smart and sexyâŚ
He was just trying to help me. I see now. I was behaving like a total slut. Sucking boys dicks in the middle of class while he was trying to teach. Dressing all sexy and making it hard for the other students to learnâŚhehe! âhardâ. I was so dumb thinking I was a normal girlâŚturns out it was because of how horny I was. Iâm so glad Mr L helped me understand my urges and how I could deal with them.
Now Iâm much better behaved. Mr L has me come early to class so that he can satisfy my need for cock long enough that I donât disrupt the lesson. He lets me blow him and pussy fuck him and sometimes I even need an assfuck to stop the urges.
Then after class he fucks me again because Iâm such a horny slut and I canât keep my legs closed. Then he even helps me with my work since I donât really know what heâs talking about in class. I think I was giving a handjob to the cute boy with the glasses when they taught thisâŚumâŚal-ju-bra or whatever. Itâs soooooo boring and I canât concentrate because Iâm daydreaming about Mr Lâs dick, so big and hot andâŚwell Iâm just a massive slut I guess and a horny bimbo who canât think about anything other than cock. Iâm so glad I have Mr L to look after me after my parents said theyâre gonna kick me out for being such a whore.
This is just incredible - the idea of convincing everyone else that one is a bimbo and forcing one to be treated that way without any changes is a novel and perfectly deviant method of protagonist entrapment! Stellar stuff!
Best Bimbofication Websites
You know I like the whole âgood girl gone bimboâ-routine, but thereâs a big problem.
Thereâs tons and tons of content about this out there, but i havenât found a place, where all these websites are linked. The TG community is organized much better, which is why I was into TG content in the first place.
So I thought about opening my own little link-library of good bimbo (non-tg) websites right here. This post will be updated whenever I find a website that I want to keep or recommend. Iâm starting right now with a rather small collection, but I already know a few other pages to add soon. Feel free to recommend sites for this list. UPDATE JULY 2015: Sadly weâve lost a lot of good blogs in the last year. I just updated the list to only include still available websites. UPDATE MAY 2016: Added some new blogs. Please recommend more new blogs to me. I know there have been some new ones lately, but I didnât keep track. So message me for any additions.
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Too Classy for Him (Mind Control, Corruption, Bimbofication)
She had been a thoughtful, cute, financial advisor in her late 20â˛s. Now, her hair was bleached blonde. Her boobs were permanently stuffed with silicone implants. Her pouty lips were enhanced from collagen injections. She looked like a bimbo.
âItâs time for another change. What makes you proud?â he asked her.
âPlease no, donât make me answer.â she cried.
âYou will answer me, doll.â the handsome man said is his deep, masculine voice. âWhat makes you most proud?â Â
âMy masterâs degree. Iâm proud of my education, okay?â she answered.
âNot anymore.â he said as he placed the helmet on her head. âWeâre gonna change that right now.â
The helmet hummed as he twisted the dial on the machine. It was now erasing and changing the memories of her university education. Instead of studying, she now ârememberedâ focusing on her appearance. Makeup, clothing, and accessories were her priorities. So was partying and clubbing.
Her grades werenât the best⌠she justed wanted to have a good time and flirt with guys. Every time she tried to be smart, she made a fool of herself. She had tons of silly little âblonde momentsâ that her friends liked to playfully make fun of her for.
She remembered that she didnât finish her bachelorâs degree, instead choosing to rely on rich sugar daddies and boyfriends. She manipulated them into buying her the best clothes and accessories. Her favorite daddy paid for her plastic surgery.
âAnd⌠youâre back. How do you feel, doll?â he asked her.
âIâm, like, totally not happy about it. I know you did something to me but itâs all mixed up now!â she replied in an angry but completely harmless tone.
âWell, Iâm sure youâre not happy about right now but you secretly love it, donât you? You love it when youâre spoiled like a princess. You like getting expensive gifts from men because you have a pretty face and big boobs.â he told her, as she began to moan. Â
âYou like being a trophy and arm candy. You want to date successful, good looking men for their money. Theyâll fund your insatiable need to look good and be bathed in luxury all the time.â
âEven if your boyfriend rescues you, heâll never be rich enough for you. Sure, youâll still think heâs a good man but he canât afford your luxurious, chic lifestyle. Youâre way too classy for him. How do you feel about that, doll?â he said, as he twisted the dial to the maximum setting.
âUghhhnnn⌠I feel really good about that, sir. Heâll never touch these curves. Iâm way out of his league. He canât afford me.â she said, as she squirmed and bucked in her seat.
So freaking good.
Superb! The opening line: â Itâs time for another change. What makes you proud?â is spectacular! It sets the relationship, outlines what has been happening and is just bloody hot! Personally, I would have liked to see a little more process, the girl losing more as her past is âalteredâ, but this is rather awesome!
Star hadnât always been like this. At one point she had been a rising academic star. Up and coming in the history department she was starting to attract international attention. Unfortunately she annoyed the wrong donor. It wasnât hard for him to seduce her. For all of her take charge attitude with her students, in bed she was eagerly submissive. And from there the teasing began.
The daily edging sessions she recorded and sent to him from her office. The teasing of her when they were alone. The little text messages she got telling her to do naughty things like take a nude photo of herself in the deans office. All of it just made her wet and wanting. And over time that built up. Her students noticed she was less focused, less put together at the end of the semester.
The constant teasing and edging was making her mind fuzzy. If she hadnât had a detailed lesson plan she would have been unable to continue. But winter break was coming up and hopefully her new master would let her cum soon. While they were together at his ski lodge, he made her be his maid the whole time. Using her holes, making her suck him off. Even making her watch as he fucked another woman in front of him.
She was in tears for need, for seeing him fuck someone else, seeing how hard he made her cum was just too much for her. And she begged and pleaded. Speaking without really knowing what she was saying. He told her he had a fantasy about making a professor end her career. So into the camera she spoke. Telling the world, falsely, that her doctoral thesis was plagiarized.
That she had fucked the Dean in his office to secure her teaching position. That she had an inappropriate relationship with a student. That she was a fraud and a fake. Her eyes glazed over with need as she admitted that she had even falsified her high school transcripts in an effort to get into school.
She masturbated furiously to the idea, so happy she had made her new master happy. So happy to please him. And she didnât think of the tape he made until Monday night. Where he didnât have her kneeling between his legs during the game. But sitting on his lap, stroking her clit as he told her she had something important to tell her.
The panties he had made her take off and throw outâŚhad been picked up by a student faithfully. One just a bit obsessed with her. And that the Dean loved his memento photograph of her from their tryst in his office. A happy memory before he retired. Star was very confused right up until the news began. With the headline being an academic scandal. The tape of her speaking was played and the moment her Master saw the horror on her face, he gave her permission to cum.
Her little mind popped. And she hasnât been allowed to orgasm since then. Four years without an orgasm and no relief in sight. For her master had told her, that until she had another advanced degree to lose, she wouldnât be allowed to cum. Poor girl can barely remember who George Washington was. So now sheâs a squirmy, eager little trophy wife. Who will edge daily but never be allowed relief.
Now this is a stunning bit of writing! Academic humiliation is such an underutilised element in bimboization and one of my absolute favourites! My only âcriticismâ would be that I would love to see it expanded more - new instructions for spelling, elocution, vocabulary, maths... Really force the new image home and maybe get the girl to fail a few entry level courses for good measure!

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Whoops! I've used 'dumber' before... hmm? Perhaps, giggle, ditzy, memo?
Mr. Cameron:
Like, okay, Iâll just do stuff any way that you say, yâknow?
You just ask, and Iâm your gal!
Love, Ditzi
Meredith hit SEND and hoped that she hadnât laid it on too thick.
Then she remembered that the last time sheâd thought she might have laid it on a little too thick, sheâd been told she was still sounding too âmannishâ, and sighed.
She put her head down on her desk for exactly one silent recitation of the âPilgrimâs Chorusâ from Tannhäuser and began a new e-mail, this time to Procurement to order a new nameplate for her desk that would read âDitziâ.
Exceptional, as always! How about: giggle, dumber, memo?
When she opened her in-house message account, there was one item marked Highest Priority:
Meredith: Â In reply to your query of yesterday, the answer is that yes, the requirement that you giggle periodically during any conversation you carry out at work is indeed intended to make you seem âdumberâ than you really are. Â If you keep going out of your way to show off the fact that you are smarter than our CEO (and just between the two of us, you are â youâre also smarter than me, and probably everyone else on the Board of Directors), you damage the reputation of the company. Â So from now on, yes, giggle at least once every two minutes, regardless of the subject matter or with whom you are conversing.
In a related matter, it is high time you chose a work-appropriate nickname for yourself.  I canât very well call your peers âLuluâ and âBabsâ and âDeedeeâ and then call you âMeredith,â now can I?  I suggest you try one of these: Merry, Mare, Mimi or Edie.
Choose one, or have it chosen for you.
â Â Bob
Really love your writing! Office, vocabulary, reputation.
[Three-Prompts which bear the posterâs name and are challenging get quicker attention.]
I still work for Golden Goblin Press.  The entire company used to be mine.  Now Iâm just the âgofer girlâ â it says so on my nametag, for Godâs sake!
The changes in terminology are also very grating: every woman who still has a job, however menial, is called a âgirlâ: âkeypunch girlâ, âfiling girl,â âcleaning girlâ ⌠.
But the truth?  The honest truth?  What I hate more than my boring work or the ridiculous new vocabulary or losing my lovely apartment and car or having to wear this stupid miniskirt (with a garter belt!)âŚ.  What I hate more than any of these things is that the company I built from the ground up is now being run into the ground.  The idiots who are running it thought âthe bitchâ was keeping them down, but they are proving every day that they have no idea how to run a publishing company: theyâre breaking promises to authors, letting reliable sellers go out of print, publishing pornographic crap because âitâs what sellsâ, only itâs not selling.
It will be at least something of a relief when Golden Goblin Press finally goes under, even though it means Iâll be out of a job and my next one will probably pay more poorly and feature even more sexual harassment.

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Ok! That was unexpected. But scary creative! Bleach, introductions, elocution.
Since the New Order came to town, I have lost my job, my credentials, my house and my savings. Â Now I have to lose my chestnut hair, which I prized because it gave me a link to my mother and grandmother that I could never lose â until I did. Â But my boss says heâs only going to hire blondes, so goodbye, Mom, goodbye, Oma.
I also have to lose my accent and my vocabulary, and have to listen to voice recordings of an actress named Arleen Sorkin, because my boss is crazy about âHarley Quinnâ, whatever that is.
And now my boss is telling me that part of my job is going to involve his âintroducingâ me to some of his clients.  Iâm not clear why he seems to think this is going to be some kind of big deal â I mean, of course Iâm going to be introduced to his clients, how could I not, if Iâm going to be working for him?
You really are very good at these! Education, silicon, ID
Nellie was exhausted, after her final exam in sex technique and âflairâ, but her day at the Exec2Sec Retraining School was not yet over.  She still had to report for her breast implants.  Sheâd been told during her first day that she would be going from a B to a double D, and sheâd bought a 36DD bra and put a pair of water balloons in it to help her get used to them.
As Nellie sat, weary and disgusted and slightly loopy from the Valium she had been given to prepare her for surgery, she looked at the other woman, all of them also high on Valium, some even smiling.
A nurse in a ridiculously short white uniform and tiny white cap stuck her head out the door, saying, âNext!â
It was Nellieâs turn, so she wobbled to her feet, holding her heels in one hand because she knew she could never walk in heels while this stoned. Â She stood aside to let the previous patient stagger out, careful not to brush against her no-doubt-tender new jugs.
She saw the surgeon washing up, for which she was grateful, took off her top and bra, took out the water balloons which she knew would be replaced by essentially the same thing, only underneath her skin. Â She put a foot on the pedal of the wastebasket and was sickened to see bloody paper inside, but shook herself and continued to the table.
She looked on a sterile tray by the doctorâs hand and saw the rounded implants she had expected but also some small objects that looked like computer chips.
âUh, Doctor, what are those flat gray things there?â
âSilicon chips,â he said flatly. Â âTheyâll help your bosses keep track of you. Â I think they can even page you, but Iâm not sure about that. Â They just told me to put a chip underneath every implant we do. Â Now, give our patient a little gas, wonât you, Suzie?â
The nurse lowered a rubber mask over Nellieâs mouth and nose and the world soon disappeared.