i'm no hero

You mean this pug? 

Oh, well, Good, now I don’t feel so bad. 

Right. Not a big talker.

Wait, what did you say?

Didn't say anythin.

That’s awfully nice of you. Oh, I’m actually not that big a fan of Starbucks. I read a few articles about how coffee isn’t all that good for you, and it stains your teeth. So I try to stay away.

Family means a lot to me. Eh. It's alright. Make it yourself. It's better that way.

Huh. Still, brownie points for you. I’ve had to translate for some people to understand me. …not that I speak White Girl. Not all that time, anyway.

Eh. I'm a good big brother. I try and entertain my siblings' habits and hobbies. I don't even notice a starbucks drink attached to your person so you can't be that annoying.

Do you speak White Girl? Or are you just messing with me right now…

Bit of both. I have a little sister that's 19. I understand the language of the teenage girl.

…who even runs the MTV account on Twitter? I swear, they are thirsty as hell.

Oh my gosh. That is so ratchet.

I do not. [runs his hands through his hair] It's the kitchen. They've turned me into Gordon Ramsey. Of course I would. You know...[sighs] I'm sorry. They're okay. Dad had a heart attack a year ago. He's still not at top condition. Oh wow. That's...well...uh...I hope you find him. 

It would have been. I'm going to go grey soon. Maybe an inch. It could be your shoes though. I'd be intimidated by you if I didn't know you had a soft spot for me. I am, yeah. I uh...things are good. Yeah. Still in New York. How are things with you? It's been...a while.

Everyone changes in time. Or tries to at least. I think you might have even gotten taller. It's good to see you again, Olivia. It really is.

I don't think a blade of grass has changed here. I'll always be sweet to you. You're my little Olivia.

Some things never change. And you're not useless. 

Had to meet with my major adviser today.

Bullshit. I was told how to live my whole life and it could have killed me.