november's wrath

This is everything.

I want to one day find out that alt_melania was run by actual Melania

This is glorious

depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”

ugh

you ever just…. fall into a burning ring of fire? and go down, down, down as the flames get higher? and like it burns burns burns etc. the ring of fire lol

Do it man ill buy that shit

I wasn’t paying attention and i accidentally made myself unlovable

Do you think the Russian agents were briefed beforehand on what a shithole this website is, or did some poor bastard in Krasnoyarsk get blindsided by their first random anon demanding their opinion on whether or not sexbot yiffing is problematic or empowering

For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.

you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass

it would be cool if cars could fuck

y’all ever seen cars 2? those cars could fuck and will fuck again…

automobiles can, should, must, and will fuck

Fav song right now. Happy birthday to me