damn this crush i have on u is kinda giving me brain damage

instead of a little bike jigsaw should get a skateboard

Sorry I squirted on ur mattress do u still think I’m cute

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

covering up a murder together is such an underrated form of intimacy

You’re in his DMs, I’m in his moving castle victimizing his fire demon and apprentice with my cleaning skills. We are not the same.

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

oh nooo i’m ovulating... it sure would be terrible if i told you about that but still agreed to ride you bare with the agreement that you’d tell me when you got close so i could get off... but then instead you just grab my hips and force me all the way down on your cock so you can cum deep inside me... how awful that would be