Dreams, orchids, rain

1. You have just spilled juice on your shirt and want to know how to clean it up quickly. Do you search:

a) how do you clean up juice on your shirt quickly

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b) how do i clean up juice on my shirt quickly

2. You have to babysit a relative's baby. The relative says that the baby doesn't know how to talk yet and you get curious about baby talking. Do you search:

a) when does a baby learn to talk

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b) when do babies learn to talk

3. You have just read an article that you liked and would like to share it with your friends. However, you do not remember the exact title of the article. To find it again, do you search:

a) the website the article was from and a few critical words

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b) the main idea of the article and a few critical words

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If you answered mostly a, then:

You are an observant person who often can read what someone is feeling without them saying anything. You pay close attention to what others do and say around you, and care about the image you place in people's heads. You are careful and considerate, making sure everyone in the room is comfortable with what's being discussed. Lying comes to you easily, and you can make up a believable story from the top of your head. You tend to show your love for friends and family with actions rather than sweet words. People think you are an amazing friend and fun to be with.

If you answered mostly b, then:

You are an honest and blunt person who others can rely on. You are responsible and protective of your loved ones. You are a carefree person who doesn't care what others think of you. You are cheerful and bright and stay optimistic most of the time- and when you're upset, you never let it out on people you love. Sometimes you don't think before speaking, which may upset people, but you make sure to make it up to them by doing kind deeds. People think you are a humorous friend and your caring ways charm many strangers too.

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NOTE: THIS MAY NOT BE ACCURATE. 3 QUESTIONS CANNOT DECIDE A PERSON'S PERSONALITY, PLEASE TAKE THIS AS A CAREFREE QUIZ RATHER THAN AN ACTUAL PERSONALITY TEST. AGAIN, I AM NOT A PSYCHOLOGIST, SO PLEASE DON'T BLAME ME IF THE RESULTS ARE TOTALLY OFF.

A-alright, um, everything okay back there?

O-okay, then, um, what was I saying?

*Audience murmuring*: First episode o' M&D Show or sum'n. Wasn't really listenin', yer know?

Right. Right. Um. Alright, let's welcome our co-runners of this show: Dawn Knight-

- and Moon Day!

Err, Moon? A little excitement, maybe?

Well, um, well, yes, o-of course, Moon. If-if you wish to, um, stay, um, expressionless. Uh, yes. Okay.

Anyway, today on the D&M show, we're going to be reading letters sent in from fans asking for advice, and you, Dawn and Moon, are going to try your best to give advice. Sound good?

Moon? How about you?

Well then. Let's get started!

...Uh.

Applause please?

*clapping*

*Mohawk Guy, Zane, murmuring*: My friend said Blackpink would be here. You see them?

*Guy who went "The what?", Frank, responding*: What's Blackpink?

Zane: 4 very pretty girls who are good at dancing and singing and rapping from Korea.

Frank: Oh. So they're a Kpop group?

Zane: Yuh.

HEY, HEY, HEY, you two, no talking back there. This is a serious moment, okay? No nonsense chatting or whatever. Pinkblack or whatever is not coming. Only me, your fAbUlOuS Teddy Nooner, Dawn Knight, and Moon Day are coming. Understood?

Zane: Heh.

Heh back.

Okay, it's time to open the first letter in our bag!

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Der Dawn and Moon,

Hi Im Cici a 5 and a haf yer old gerl from Rod Ilend, and I want to ask for advis about my brother. He is 3. His nam is Clarincs. I thingk thats how is speled.

Hello, this is Cici’s mother. I’d like to correct that her brother’s name is Clarence. Thank you!

Sory my mommy just cam to rit sumthing plez ignor it. Anywas I hav a problim with my brother wich is that he alwas hits me with his bloks and stels my apple joos.

Plez help me or els he will keep steling my joos and I will hav no left!!!! Also when he hits me with bloks it rely herts and I cry!!!!

From Cici Williams

I dont no war my adres is my mommy will rit it for me.

We live at 32 Sullivan St, Warwick, Rhode Island.

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Okie dokie, Dawn and Moon, any thoughts?

Dawn: Well, first of all, thank you sooo much for sending a letter to this show my darling! Second of all...

Moon: Meh. Um. To deal with your brother, you have to hit him back.

Dawn: HIT HIM? HIT THE POOR LITTLE BABY?!

Moon: First of all, he's not a baby anymore. He's a toddler. Second of all, can't you see he's annoying? Cici, you gotta hit him on the butt. With his blocks. And drink all his juice. Get it?

Uh. Yes. Moon, that's... very... interesting advice. Thank you. Um. Right. Next letter.

...Welp.

Dawn: What's wrong?

Uh, this is, um, the only letter in the bag. Our show must be very... unpopular, then. *sigh* I expected news websites to post everywhere about it, why didn't they?!

Moon: Life doesn't give you all the popularity, you know.

Uh, yes. I know. *sigh*

Well, thank you for joining us on the first episode of The D&M Show! We will update every Wednesday or so! This is your host Teddy Nooner, saying goodbye!

Bye!

Dawn: Mwah mwah mwah goodbyeeee!