Me shipping Theyna? More likely than you think

yallllllllllllllll 😭😭😭

“is that ur bf??? ;)” “haha well….. .that’s very sweet but bigfoot doesn’t belong to any of us, u know,”

i kinda feel bad for oedipus b/c everyone assumes he chose to fuck his mom when in fact he went out of his way to avoid it. he left his hometown and distanced himself from his parents because he was afraid he would somehow get tricked into fucking his mom. everything could have been avoided if his adopted parents told him he was adopted.

also the point of the myth is supposed to show how despite your best efforts no mortal can thwart fate but also? what the fuck? the whole thing was an oracle telling laius that his son was going to murder him and fuck his wife. that shit came out of nowhere. he didn’t offend the gods or anything. they just decided for no reason other than the world is fucked up sometimes.

You’re assuming the gods are ruled by logic and not by zeus nudging poseidon and saying “hey you know what would be so fucking funny”

ihop stands for international house of pussy

No it doesn’t

yes it does

I am legitimately afraid of the spirit of shaggy meme as it seems to have no origin everyone just suddenly knew

Shaggy possesd a few key people to be his muses for a split second so his presence would be known. We are at his mercy now.

@rainethereaper but like, as friends, ya know. 👀

uh huh. totallllyyyy ;3c