raincoaster

The latest episode of the Justin Trudeau show, featuring a cunning end-run around Canadian media by the PMO, Corey Hurren the QAnon-motivated “Friendly sausage maker” who stormed the grounds of Rideau Hall in an attempt to ... well, he needed a lot of guns for it, whatever it was, a LONG and POINTED digression about CRB suspensions and acute financial pain, and one or two other things including the nature of liminal space. 

Justin Trudeau’s National Stay Home and Wear Your Mask half-hour. Seriously, by this time next week the briefing will just be a gif. 

Just what it says on the tin: this Tuesday’s and last Tuesday’s briefings. The one from last week will be live on this link just as soon as I finish walking the Roommate’s dog. 

New day, new job opening at Rideau Hall, new Covid Briefing Bingo. Play one card or play all eight: the hell I care?

Please please please I SERIOUSLY NEED A JOB. And I promise not to creep on the handsome neighbor. Much.

New Canadian federal Covid-19 Briefing Bingo, featuring new nomenclature convention AND a brand new bingo card! Collect all eight! Play one or play all or play none; it’s 2021 and literally nothing matters anymore.

Dipped a toe into dating sites and backed right out again. https://www.instagram.com/p/CHL8OABhy4T/?igshid=13uv0mz4odqy3

Went shopping (10 bags worth!) So now it's taco time again, at last! Yesterday I roasted a chicken, today I used the bones to make bone broth, and made cauliflower rice as well. Do NOT use a ricer for that: grate it raw, then cook it. Lesson learned. But also, made tacos! Leftover roast chicken tenders, yellow peppers, garlic, lettuce, jalapeno Monterey jack cheese, and fresh salsa from @preschoice #tacos #Mexican #food #foodporn #comfortfood #dinner #foods #taco #chicken #cheese #glutenfree https://www.instagram.com/p/CHHehEah_5x/?igshid=rkpe4bk85khu

Steel cut oats, dried goji berries, collagen powder, nutmeg, allspice. Bowels go brrrrrr. #fiber #food #Breakfast #oatmeal #oatmealbowl #berry #berries #middleage https://www.instagram.com/p/CG7dIWWhJA6/?igshid=18fj6p5uxedq0

The first snow of the season is always, always like getting Surprise Pregnant. Like, How Did That Happen (when you know full well how) alternating with bursts of "I'm NOT READY!!!" #snow #Ottawasnow #ottawaphoto #Ottawa #weather #outdoors (at Непин) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGz2bH8B-wO/?igshid=r7hffiandfiz

I could live in that apartment quite happily. #view #landscape #river #travel #Ontario #Canada #Perth (at Perth, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGxx7oiB5ux/?igshid=yiztnkypd77r

Lunch with The Sister in Perth, outside the Red Zone. OMG this town is full of gorgeous buildings full of gorgeous stuff. And good food and bev. #beer #travel #pub (at Fiddlehead's Bar and Grill) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGvZNJ0Bsoj/?igshid=xq8qgyf2hifk

I love this little car. Wish it was mine. #cars #mini #clowncore #clown (at Arlington Woods) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGtMjgphxxd/?igshid=1ac8w8je56kk8

Pho achievement unlocked! #pho #food #foodporn #healthyfood #foods #healthy #dinner #seafood (at Vietnamese Pho House) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGtEr-UhP-_/?igshid=180zr7rew2bg2

Roasted salmon, butternut squash, onions, garlic, and sweet potato. Dressed with olive oil and seasoned with turmeric, himalayan salt, pepper, and Tuscan spices. #salmon #seafood #pescatarian #food #foodporn #healthyfood #foods #healthy #dinner #roast #roastedveggies https://www.instagram.com/p/CGVyZChBPW9/?igshid=n3og7m9mkbk7

Pickled peppers! All these from just one plant! Currently undergoing lactofermentation, and seven days away from maturity. #pickles #food #foodporn #healthyfood #spicy #chilis🌶 #fermentation https://www.instagram.com/p/CGLW15ehtma/?igshid=atzk867vqpuw

Pan-fried salmon with a salad of butter lettuce, spinach, cucumber, mushroom, and carrot. Dressing is a miso lemon pepper rice wine vinaigrette. https://www.instagram.com/p/CGF8yJoBHbE/?igshid=l4pe1mywrbp4