My Homestuck Blog

Minius: Can you turn on your wifi hotspot? We’re trying to watch hentai.

Imagine how God awful a “Stuckcon” would have been

Imagine the carnage

Imagine the ball pit full of characters Hussie killed especially for the event

IMAGINE

This is the best addition to any post I’ve ever made

sand guardian: is there anything you’d protect with your life?

hurricane tortilla: favourite food?

welcome to chili’s: favourite restaurant?

I like beer and it likes me: favourite drink (alcoholic or non-)?

is there anything better than pussy?: ever had sex?

adam: do you smoke?

420 whatcha smokin’?: ever done drugs?

valentino white bag: what’s your clothing style?

I can’t believe you’ve done this: what’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done?

I ain’t get no sleep: what keeps you up at night?

a potato flew around the room: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen?

two bros: what’s your sexuality?

69¢: if you could buy any one thing, what would it be?

what up, I’m jared: what’s your favourite book?

squidward dabbing: what’s your favourite meme?

why you always lyin’?: what’s the last lie you told?

that’s my opinion: what’s an unpopular opinion you have?

and they were roommates: if you could live with anyone, who would it be?

do it for the vine: your followers can ask you any question they like!

My sister suggested to me that I should put short descriptions of my characters so you have something to ask about, so now that I’m at a Thanksgiving celebration at a relative’s house and not talking to anyone, I’ll take the chance to do that. I’m going to do the descriptions Troll Call style and include the character’s Trolltag.

Edilth Bauson: goryGhost

Doesn’t trust strangers. At all.

Loves grim reapers.

PTSD. Don’t talk about it.

Soryis Tunoma: compliantGuardian

Thinks self-defense is selfish.

Not official artist for RWBY yet, but she’ll get there.

Looks up to Yang as an idol.

Canopa Nemigo: apocalypticCornea

Only has laser- eye psyionics.

Hacks people on the deep web for fun.

Wants to be a GruTuber.

Theama Yurger: anonymousTherapy

Hates violence.

Kind like lamb

Clothes are always oversized.

Mphaka Amanta: compassionTemperate

Empathic, feels your emotions before his own.

All his limbs are metallic.

Aspiring photographer

Anorag Vasude: cestrumAmphibious

Gardener, but prefers the term botanist.

Amazing sense of fashion.

Jealous of his boyfriend’s two other boyfriends.

Kryser Jasper: tacticalAnalyst

“Anorag, that’s just how polyamory works, I’m not going to forget about you.”

Too intelligent for his own good.

Telepathic

Sageer Gerade: tetradTimeline

Isn’t the Time player, actually.

Biggest ego

Green sun powers

Minius Avesta: assassinGoverned

Can be hired to do anything, does whatever she’ll get payed most for.

Moral… grey area.

Only slightly sadistic.

Severn Turnas: godlyComplex

Actually has the biggest ego, not Sageer.

Dusts her hair with gold, for context.

She and Jordan don’t get along. At all.

Jordan Pacifa: aesopAtlantic

Huge Skyrim nerd.

Has twelve fingers.

Plays all three movements of Moonlight Sonata like a pro.

Selaki Sergon: consanguinityConfused

Likes knives more than himself.

Rainbow drinker