dude cats

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

HOLY SHIT

If you are the same gender as both of your older siblings, you are probably not the gender your parents wished you to be.

@indaryn Allie

This made me cry

this is so cute

Exactly the quality material I need to see on my dash‼️

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

THESE JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER!

for the last one omg

I don’t know why but this art makes me think of you @fullten

I want to die

On an actual day in the future, you will wake up and put on the clothing you will die in. Some of us have those exact clothes in the closet right now.

What if Genies were real until somebody wished they weren’t?

STOP THIS