Girls are so pretty. FUCK.

The blog post is pretty great too.

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

This is the spoopy content you need on your dash

This is so precious I can’t even…

I think of this time of year as Tumblr’s Annual Pumpkining of the Animals Post.

I love stumbling across these old compilations, cause they’re just stupidly wholesome and make me miss these times so much.