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Andy Cohen: “Since Looking has made Jonathan the world’s most coveted bachelor - are you single?”

Jonathan Groff: “I’m single.”

Andy Cohen: “He can’t even buy groceries without an armored car and full security detail, it’s true, I read it somewhere.”

Andy Cohen: “Here’s what, to give the boys at home a glimpse into what Jonathan looks for in a man I’m gonna go through a list of attributes and habits and such and you just tell us if it’s a Jonathan Groff turn on or turn off.”

I made an offhand remark earlier today that there’s really no place in the gay world anymore for a clean shaven lad over the age of 22 who do not have a porn star body or model good looks. 

And it occurred to me after seeing a row of Looking posts on my dash and heading into the #Looking tag that poor lil’ baby faced Patrick is getting the lest amount of dick pig attention! Thus proving my point! Scientifically! And if people don’t wanna fuck Patrick, then there’s really no hope for much lesser versions of that type like me.