dumbass twunk energy

Booty shorts that say “for I have seen the throne of the gods and it was empty!” on the ass

i'll see a man with long hair and remember i'm not above temptations of the flesh

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

“Oh! I landed on Bryan!… Bryan I’m so proud of zem.”

Men with…. Men wi……. Men with lo……. Men with long hair…… Pretty…..

AvPD Gang rise up and then keep rising until we’ve risen up so far that people can’t perceive us anymore

mental illness is like you will crave love but never feel comfortable around anyone ever. your welcome

Social interaction 🗣😩 Sorry I only 🙅🏻‍♂️🤚 AVOID 👏✨ Catch me talking to No One 🚫😤 Friends who???? 💪 You think craving human contact will stop me from fleeing from it?? ⚡️THINK AGAIN 💫 Isolation 💡 Loneliness ❌ AVOIDANCE 🚨💫 I work every day every night 🌙🌞 There’s No End ❤