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I might just turn this into a Tumblr about geese.

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Whenever you feel unimportant, always remember that there is a goose who hates you for merely existing. You are important to that goose.
Untitled Goose Game is so unrealistic.
There's no way a goose would back down and waddle away when confronted by a human.
Tomodachi Life is like a telenovela.
Chuu had a crush on Samus, but Samus is dating Lupita N'yongo. Then a few minutes later Chuu had a crush on Kendrick Lamar. Then the next day she started to fall for Dwight Schrute, but I decided to keep her having a crush on Kendrick.
But then trouble in paradise occurred and Kendrick Lamar started to have a crush on Yeri from Red Velvet. Yeri doesn't have a crush on anyone, but she's close friends with Ron Swanson. As close friends tend to do in that game, Ron Swanson and Yeri were frolicking and running around in circles with each other, which is hilarious.
Also, Christina Milian has a crush on Dwight. It was love at first sight. Dwight is close friends with an asexual Samurai. Anna from Fire Emblem is also asexual and is obsessed with trying to sell things to people.
But Jay-Z did end up marrying Beyoncé and A$AP Rocky did end up marrying Rihanna. Jay and Beyoncé had a child, who I decided to make Memphis Bleek. The Mii I based on myself wanted to date Rihanna, but it didn't happen, so he ended up marrying Nayeon from Twice. Vince Staples somehow ended up marrying Bibi.
It also took me a while to get the Mario Bros to decide to get together. I didn't make them asexual but no one has had a crush on either yet. Wong Fei-hung, on the other hand, was quite popular until he got married.
George Washington doesn't want to befriend anyone. Surprisingly enough, Stanley Hudson does befriend people in spite of having the most condescending greeting to anyone.
An octorock married a robot. Make of that what you will.
How do I get all the people I used to chat with on Tumblr when it was popular that I lost contact with back on Tumblr so we can have a family reunion? NGL, I miss some of those motherfuckers.

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thinking how i could be making a lot more money if i just get rid of things like "convictions" or "values"
I read "convictions" and immediately thought this was a joke about having a criminal record.
How much does it cost to get an MRI that produces a 3D image of my skull? Because my skull is shaped weird and I wanna see what it looks like but I can't just take it out of my head because I'll die and I can't see my skull if I'm dead. And my skull is where my brains and eyes are held so even if I could survive my head would just collapse into mush.
And I want a 3D printed replica so I can just walk around being like "ayyo check it out, this is my skull." Completely normal.
Who's gonna tell them...?
It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

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A creative mind is rarely bored.
Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.
After a lifetime of sobriety, I started doing that legal gas station THC shit for a few months and it was fun at first and took the edge off my depression but that shit got old quick. Your body gets used to shit and you need to take higher doses to feel anything, but then the higher doses knock you the fuck out. I needed to do my taxes but instead was barely able to hold a fork.
So yeah, back to a lifetime of sobriety for me. Been a week, haven't felt tempted to go do any more THC. I mean, I know the "real" weed is supposed to be better, but I'm good, fam.
I miss you, Cooper.
"In order for us to progress forward, we have to deal with the world the way it is."
-Jaÿ-Z 🐐
In a rare interview, Jay-Z puts everything on the table—business, family and 30 years of music.

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For real though.
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