A human ?

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

Viserys is like, maybe if I gaslight myself I can gaslight everyone else

The look on her face when she realizes

I attend this school and I can confirm 2 things. Yes, our big library is indeed called Willy T AND the day that this stank bitch came to campus everyone was losing their MINDS and kept walking by in hopes of getting chosen to call her out. Immaculate.

i. am on the floor. wheezing. the moment she realizes that not only is she talking to a trans man,, but that SHE COULDN’T CLOCK HIM,, this is high art and i want it written in Big Wedge sharpie on my wall

winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Je ne peux pas. Je suis sous une malédiction des sorciers.

thats exactly what the wizard said to curse me

god made me bisexual as a gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful

paul rudd winning sexiest man alive is the only thing that's made sense in years.

arabic poetry is so beautifully yet painfully romantic, i mean “they asked “do you love her to death?” i said “speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life" and “because my love for you is higher than words, i've decided to fall silent" could have got jane austen crying and shaking

i hope tumblr becomes more and more unusable over time but also outlasts all other forms of social media. and i hope you die, i hope we both die

britney spears finally posting freely online is so refreshing i really hope she breaks out of this conservatorship